Vaccum cleaner level of suckiness to the penoos factor

Men suck. Every creature that can be referred to as a ‘he’ sucks worse than an electrolux. I hate them. Counting on my fingers and toes, I could possibly say there are roughly about four men I tolerate in my life. And that includes my dad and brothers (some of them).

Funny thing is, as cynical as I am feeling right now, I’m not the one who’s been burnt this time. It is on behalf of my two close friends.

I hope their willy’s fall off and get chewed, not swallowed, just chewed and chewed and chewed by a homeless man on steroids who sniffs glue so he pretends he tastes toffee while he’s chewing their willys.