tippex toes

I’ve come a cropper. I met a man. He’s cool and all, but has a fing for toes. Oh, also – he’s a Clutchplate. Fantasties!

Anyway, before y’all go and get ahead of yourselves, I’ve myself someone to hang out with during the day, okay? He just happens to be of the penis variety. it’s nothing more than that.

I also have white nail polish on my toes today, if anyone was interested.

That is all.