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The Coffee Blowjob Continues…
This mail just in from one of my readers. I lolled. Maybe the Jenkin sisters can advise this young lass a little better. Feel free to chip in too, even if you’re not a Jenkin!
So I was reading your blog the other day (which is something I actually do on a regular basis – it is hilarious, insightful and very well written!) and I came across the Coffee Blowjob. Now it was mentioned that this is only to be used when drowning in shit. Well I am! And I just wanted to confirm that my assumption that its just like a regular one but with coffee is in fact correct.
I realise that this is both a random and vaguely weird thing to be asking you but, let’s face it, desperate times call for desperate measures!
I hope that you are as well as your blog makes you appear to be. You seem to be very happy and to have made quite a success of your life – I’m happy for you!
If you are confused, refer to the comments section of this post.
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Hands this one over to Cath as she’s allergic to coffee … (note to sister, not one word about “making coffee” please – these are two separate and distinct subjects
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Snort. My sister. Making coffee. I’ll just say “ROLUX MAGNUM”.
Anyway, dear reader and email writer, you are correct. Good luck! Huzzah!
ps. COOL THE COFFEE DOWN A BIT!!!
Mwaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaa… what did you say to her!?!
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