On needing narcotics & being touched by crime

Just remember that when you are going to go out late two nights in a row, do not have plans to fill up the third night too like I have just done.

I’m tired.  I’m tired.  There are 8 more hours to this day and I am tired.

Anyone offering to inject heroin into my eyeballs or feed me steroids intraveineously to keep me going is more than welcome here.

I nearly got mugged last night.  I had to wait for the security guy to open up the side exit of the mall so I could get to my car and the fucker followed me and tried to climb inside the passenger window.  I was so mad.  I still am.  Somehow I had the sense to only open the window and not the door like he indicated.  Fucking criminals!


PS:  My Brother is 21! Holy smokes, when did I wake up this older than the rest of them?  Please remind me.  Happy happy Jarry.


  1. B says:

    OMGoodness.. You ok??

    How did you get away??.. where was the security guard??.. hope you dragged him for a few km’s .. ok.. breath breath,…

    P.S. sorry i am clean out of heroin.. :-S

  2. SheBee says:

    B – the dude who tried to attack me was the frikken security guard! Yeah I’m good. Went to go hang out with Jayx and he made me some coffee and giggled a bit. I’m just angry. This is the same flipping mall I go to almost daily. The security dude has helped me on numerous occassions. What was he thinking?!

  3. expensivemistakescheapthrills says:

    phone the mall you were at and report that fucker to the management!

  4. MsBehavn says:

    Jeez, Shee – that’s horrible! I cannot understand how some people think sometimes. Did you report it? You should get his miserable ass fired, chick!!

    And Happy Birthday, bruvver. xo

  5. shebee says:

    Exmi & MsB – already reported and done 🙂 I don’t fuck around. I sleep at night only. Well, not even then recently…

    Thanks MsB – I bought him the worlds largest card & poker chips & a drinking game & a key ring & a wiggly pen with a gigantic head on it… He was stoked. Then we went out for bottomless ribs and I watched them eat the flesh off the bone. Sis.

  6. Ches says:

    Thats not lekke’

    Security means nothing these days…glad you didn’t get hurt.

    I always try walk girls to there cars but you wonder if anyone can offer safety with shits in security suits walking around!

    Hope the fucker gets fired, labelled and has to move to Toti!

  7. shebee says:

    Ches – I know. I should have listened to my brother when he offered to walk me out. I just felt bad taking him away from his dinner just because I had to leave…

    Anyway, doesn’t matter. Am okay and alive – thats what counts.

  8. B says:


    What a tosser.. I dont trust security gaurds..ever.. I think they are disgruntled wannabees.. One up from a carguard.. in fact I would rather trust a car guard than a security gaurd..

    I am just glad your ok..

  9. Stef says:

    only in africa… hehe just a “little mention” that you were almost mugged… crazy!!!

    i will call you supergirl now 😉

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