On hapPENIS.

Angel rocked out with her ankle out.

My very dear and special friends Angel and her beau Gluggie, both of whom I have known for about three years now, met us on Saturday morning for a good brekkie before making our way to Rocking The Gardens at Emmerentia Dam.  We were joined by Bergen too and his crew.  The concert was awesome and I really have no negative feedback whatsoever.  The toilet availability sucked, but that’s par for the course.  They had awesome food tents, loads of space, it was a gorgeous day and I was surrounded by excellent company.  The bands were pretty good too.

Towards the early evening, Angel decided that we hadn’t had enough entertainment so she rocked out with her ankle out, fell on top of it, managed to bruise and make it swell so much so that we had to stiffle our giggles as we all made our way back to their car when we’d all had enough of the day.  Shame, Jon and I popped in on Sunday morning to visit Angel’s said ankle and to drop off some feel-better goodies and I must say, she really looked to be in pain.

Chilling on the grass, dual-tweeting.  I love that we're both such nerds.

Chilling on the grass, dual-tweeting. I love that we're both such nerds.

I can't remember what was so funny.  I'm sure it was something *I* said, though.

I can't remember what was so funny. I'm sure it was something *I* said, though.

On Sunday the boyfriend person and I decided to pop in at SEXPO to

snicker quietly and wonder out loud at everyone’s purchase packets

giggle at every vibrating toy in sight

poke fun at the funny looking people drooling over the pole dancers

behave like adults and wander around purposefully, admiring all the stands and topless ladies swinging on a swing aimlessly in the middle of the arena.  We were completely mature about it all and we didn’t buy a thing.  Especially not flavoured things and glow-in-the-dark rubbers for future planned nights of Star Wars role playing**.  Nuh uh.

And then, the other night my Hoburg sanity and bbff***, Bergles and I went to 27Dinner to hook up with some of the motley crew I seem to have adopted here.

That face I was pulling can be blamed on ExMi.  She smelled weird, true story.

That face I was pulling can be blamed on ExMi. She smelled weird, true story.

The Goose and I.  She was whispering to me about how fantastic I am.  I *swear*.

The Goose and I. She was whispering to me about how fantastic I am. I *swear*.

Seriously, those chins of mine? The were NOT there when I wasn't gay and happy and stuff.

Bergles & me. Seriously, those chins of mine? The were NOT there when I wasn't gay and happy and stuff.

I am so blessed with the people I have in my life.  From friends, to family, to the ladies at work.  I’m not quite sure how I got it right, but in all aspects of my life I’ve been blessed with fewer asshats than I’ve been exposed to in the past.  Some of those people are far away – like my mother (who has insisted, along with my sister’s mother, that they will not be left out with the other old fogies and have planned to tag along with us clubbing this Saturday night for my sister Cam’s bacholerette* party) and some of them are here in hoburg with me. I’m in such a good place lately.

So, to even things out, I’m starting spinning class – I can’t be THIS happy, dammit – I’m irritating myself even.  Come tomorrow night, I will be wishing I was dead and throwing hate daggers at Bergen who (and I will put my non-existant cock on a block to back this up) will be howling with laughter at my pain, misery and general all round inability to breathe whilst cycling on a bicycle capable of going up to 60kmph, heading fucken NOWHERE!

That should do it. Wish me luck!

*Still need gaming ideas please!  What games can we play?!

** Hi Mom! Remember that guy you thought was called Leonardo DiCockio?  Yah, his name is PRICKASO!

*** Boy Best Friend Forevah!

All photo credit goes to Angel.

10 comments

  1. Angel says:

    Well, I am glad I hurt myself partying at RTG and not doing something lame…
    😀
    I had such a lovely day with you guys, I’ve already decided we’re going again next year! And next time I’ll look where I’m going!!
    Thank you SOOO much for my balloons and chocolates!

  2. Shebee says:

    Jenty – I ended up working late so I couldn’t make spinning last night 🙁

    Angel – we’re on for next year absolutely. Sans ankle sprains and more blankets & snacks 🙂

    CC – his are titanium and silver, mine are of the black framed sextary variety :p

    BlindCripple – were you drunk when you commented here? You were, weren’t you. Uhuhhhh, sure I believe you. Naaat.

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