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My relationshit has stolen my dignity!
Confused and inappropriately naïve, Jon claimed to not know what I meant. “But it’s seven AM in the bloody morning on a Saturday!” to which I replied, “ya, well, nature waits for no man”. After some whimpering, a lot of mumbled excuses and comments of “but can’t you just go quickly? I’ll put the kettle on while you’re out!” I yanked the door open in frustration and gave him The Look.
Faced with the awe-inspiring look, he coiled into a little ball and started rocking back and forth. “Don’t make me do it, Sheen. I can’t. I don’t want to. I won’t!” he frantically whispered through his kneecaps, his eyes pleading and determined to not back down. I think he must have seen the determination in my face, the absolute desperation of this dire situation when I looked him firmly in the eye, grabbed him by the balls and calmly stated: Get thyself into yon chariot and get. me. some.
To find out what I’m talking about go here to read the full article I wrote, published on Female2female this morning.
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Runner up - Humour Category.
LOL funny!
Please excuse the weird question, but what happened to ExMi???
Flarkus, she had an epiphany this weekend and deleted her fucking blog the stupid whore. Am v upset with her and working on her to change her mind.
Stay tuned.
A strange decision, considering how long she’s been blogging. But perhaps having a sprog does these things to people?
Lol