Monday Meh

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Right, so I’m single again.  It was fun while it lasted, but now its over and I don’t care.  What I do care about is the fact that I am blind.  My glasses have gone missing and my brothers spent all afternoon cracking blind jokes, I spent the day squinting at everything.

I came home without the glasses, thankfully found the contacts that I’d left at Glugster’s house a while back in the same gift bag that Angel so thoughtfully included in the beautiful presents they sent me not so long ago.

I am still hanging from Friday night, ignoring my phone completely and telling myself that I need to remember that I am better at being single than anything else in my life.

I am better at being single.
I am pro at being single.
Single chicks have more fun.
Being single means I don’t need to answer or explain myself.

Right?  Right?

Oh who’m I kidding?  He was a fucking sailor, dudes!  He was NICE.  I actually liked this one.  I’m so bummed man.

What a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge waste of a weekend.

Cheer me up.  Leave me comments.  Tell me I’m awesome, okay?

23 comments

  1. talita says:

    dated a sailor once, captain flanagan no less. he was about three months younger than my mother but he told the best stories, and was such a good dancer (to fifties music while cooking me dinner). ridiculously romantic he once cooked dinner on the roof of his house while telling mytholigical tales about the constellations. He also taught me to sail a yacht. did i mention that he was a pathological liar who couldnt handle responsibility and never had any money. It was fun though – don’t regret it but then running as fast as could after three months was also one of my better decisions in life.

    I do however think that one so talented and vivacious as yourself can do much better. Long distance relationships are crap anyway. Wallow to your hearts content but life is short so don’t take too long – there are awesome men to be had, don’t waiting too long to start having again 🙂

  2. Anonymous says:

    You’re awesome, okay?

    No, seriously, you are. Although i’m pretty sure you already know that, right ?

  3. Stew says:

    I have an overwhelming urge to tell you just exactly how incredible you are.

    …and misspell every other word, butcher the grammar and generally act like nails on a chalkboard…

    hehehe

    Being without glasses sucks. Happy Monday (still freaks me out that you’re a day ahead).

  4. Amy says:

    It be me, Amy! Who was using someone’s elses computer where – i have now realised – my details are not saved…. ta da!

  5. Shebee says:

    robbo you tried to call me! All the way from kathmandu! I feel so special! Sorry i didn’t answer, i suspect i was sleeping as it must have been between the hours of midnight and now, which is 7am :/ let me know when you want to call in advance and i’ll make sure i answer. STEW, you’re not the only one freaked out by it being monday again so soon 🙁 AIMS i’m so glad its you and not some stalker type person. Lord knows i’ve had enough of those in my life time.

  6. Andre says:

    The dude, despite being a sailor, has clearly lost his mind.
    Your fabulous-ity knows no bounds. The testosterone pool, far and wide, is a-froth at the news of your return to singularity.
    Go make a splash, dollface :)))
    Mwah!

  7. quin says:

    Hi Shebee,

    I’m really sorry to read about your loss… It would be my great pleasure to take you to Spectacle World to replace your specs. Too bad I’m in Cape Town. Oh, that other thing about that guy was sad too….

  8. ExMi says:

    FUCKIT ALL i say..

    fuck men, and their testosterone.

    Have you told him to go jump up his own ass and die?

    No?

    Well get on it!

  9. dash says:

    no i didn’t call, i meant stop being pig headed and talk to the guy, surely you don’t drop something this easily when you actually like him?

  10. Shebee says:

    Hehe Jaun, considering you are actually qualified to say that I will take it as the best compliment I’ve had in ages 🙂 Thanks my love oxxox

    Angel, and I think you are superdupercalafragilisticwonderwoman!

  11. justBcoz says:

    HORSESHIT MAN!!!

    If this okeypokey can’t see your awesomeness and is already behaving like a spoiled brat, then his friggin’ loss!!

    Sheesh … Bee, I know it sucks but seriously, you don’t need a whiney boy throwing his toys out the cot because you won’t ask “how high” when he says “jump”.

    You’re FABULOUS and as Andre says, many a man-person is now happy that you are single =)

    MWAH XXX

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