In the last 72 hours, I have:

  • Sat on cat vomit consisting of the dog’s pooh that had been swallowed
  • Had a family feud
  • Sat on my glasses (again)
  • Had my heart stomped on and then covered in spit and deep fried in a vat of molten lava
  • Bitten by a small dog
  • Kicked my toe
  • Downed a glass of sour milk accidentally
  • Lost my toothbrush
  • Had my fucking car stolen
  • Fought with the police who refused to take my statement as my office was “too far”.
  • Had my fucking car stolen
  • Had my fucking car stolen
  • Had my fucking car stolen
  • Not been able to get into my house because the keys were in… you guessed it, THE FUCKING CAR THAT WAS STOLEN.
  • Showered at Cath’s and put back on dirty stinky clothes.
  • Arrived at work this morning in yesterday’s clothes, smelling of Mr. Muscle (the only available cleaning detergent) flavoured dog shit.
  • Been told by insurance that they pay out Wesbank direct only, which means that I would have to refinance another car, which I can’t do right now.
  • Been fucked.  Royally.


I’m numb.  And I want to give up.  Why can’t I JUST ONCE, have it the easy way?  I know I’m whining, I know this is a feel sorry for me post, but I’m too fucking not phased to care.  Feel sorry for me, I’m so emo right now.


  1. tired says:

    hey, sorry man! that fucking sucks, and had to happen over the holidays when it’s harder to sort out stuff (i’m guessing) shameeeeeeeee. where was it stolen from?

  2. Amy says:

    Dude, I feel for you, because I have had the crappy times. I am now, however, having an awesome time due to the focus on my Smile Challenge, and am therefore sending you all the good vibes and happy joojoo that i can muster.

    Here, have it 🙂

  3. StevenMcD says:

    ah sweetness, that is absolutely terrible! I really believe next year will be the year of the SheBee! You almost there lady! Just a few more sleeps till your year of awesomeness arrives!

  4. B says:

    If you need anything.. even if its some RedDoor to help deodorize the dogpoo/catvomit smell from the clothes.. just yell.. I am here.. I will go there..


  5. Talita says:

    Just shaking my head, I thought I’m the only one that has multiple strings of crap like this: I’m up at two-thirty when I desperately need to sleep because I accidentally overdosed on pynstop which is the latest of a dreadful few days. Huge hug.

  6. Amod says:

    Hey babe. Sorry to hear about your run of hash luck. Hopefully the road gets a little smoother from here. Sending out good vibes.

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