Dec
15
15
In the last 72 hours, I have:
- Sat on cat vomit consisting of the dog’s pooh that had been swallowed
- Had a family feud
- Sat on my glasses (again)
- Had my heart stomped on and then covered in spit and deep fried in a vat of molten lava
- Bitten by a small dog
- Kicked my toe
- Downed a glass of sour milk accidentally
- Lost my toothbrush
- Had my fucking car stolen
- Fought with the police who refused to take my statement as my office was “too far”.
- Had my fucking car stolen
- Had my fucking car stolen
- Had my fucking car stolen
- Not been able to get into my house because the keys were in… you guessed it, THE FUCKING CAR THAT WAS STOLEN.
- Showered at Cath’s and put back on dirty stinky clothes.
- Arrived at work this morning in yesterday’s clothes, smelling of Mr. Muscle (the only available cleaning detergent) flavoured dog shit.
- Been told by insurance that they pay out Wesbank direct only, which means that I would have to refinance another car, which I can’t do right now.
- Been fucked. Royally.
I’m numb. And I want to give up. Why can’t I JUST ONCE, have it the easy way? I know I’m whining, I know this is a feel sorry for me post, but I’m too fucking not phased to care. Feel sorry for me, I’m so emo right now.
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Awful. Just awful.
But there must be balance.
I hope you get the good stuff soon.
hey, sorry man! that fucking sucks, and had to happen over the holidays when it’s harder to sort out stuff (i’m guessing) shameeeeeeeee. where was it stolen from?
Hey – at least you got fucked at last!
Dude, I feel for you, because I have had the crappy times. I am now, however, having an awesome time due to the focus on my Smile Challenge, and am therefore sending you all the good vibes and happy joojoo that i can muster.
Here, have it
ah sweetness, that is absolutely terrible! I really believe next year will be the year of the SheBee! You almost there lady! Just a few more sleeps till your year of awesomeness arrives!
Hang in there babe! Breathe and know that all of this eventually passes. Happy times lie ahead, this is just mmm prepping you.
shame my babez. if i can help at all, just shout.
i’ve decided that i was hitler in my last life time. Unt hallo!
I am so so so sorry babe wish I could help you fix everything here is a big bandaid called love from me mwah we here for you !!
Oh man!!!! Shit, that’s just damn awful Bee =(
I’m feeling VERY sorry for you … xxx
That’s just crap!!
So sorry.
If you need anything.. even if its some RedDoor to help deodorize the dogpoo/catvomit smell from the clothes.. just yell.. I am here.. I will go there..
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Feeling real sorry for you right now. Sorry shebee!
aaaw shebeeliciousness… i’m sorry for you my friend!
Just shaking my head, I thought I’m the only one that has multiple strings of crap like this: I’m up at two-thirty when I desperately need to sleep because I accidentally overdosed on pynstop which is the latest of a dreadful few days. Huge hug.
Oh my word! That must be the crappest 72 hours ever…sorry to hear about your car, how do you get around now?
So Sorry my Love. Ask Mom for her car LOL XXX
Hey babe. Sorry to hear about your run of hash luck. Hopefully the road gets a little smoother from here. Sending out good vibes.