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Golly, I’m pregnant
‘Sheen, you’re funnier when you’re sad – you know that?’ said the mother to the blogger with the long brown hair…
Gee, Mom – thanks. But, she’s right I suppose. It’s weird how that happens, hey? Your mother always knows you best.
I’m stuck with a tricky situation. Do I say yes to one option, at the risk of missing out on my current option? Or do I just say no to the new option and stick with my current one, when I already know what to expect.
Tough call, boet. I might fuck it up either way, but hey – at least I could say I went down trying, right?
Also, in other news, I’m seeing dead people yo. At home, at the office and even on the street the other night. I think Bruce Willis has fed me that child while I wasn’t looking.
And, just to spice things up a little, I think I may be slightly pregnant. Haven’t had any happiness by the body recently, so its a tad off what with timing and all that, but hey – stranger things have happened.
Tender breasts, cranky as fuck, nausea in the mornings… my throat mock charged a few times while I was inhaling my first smoke this morning, that never happens.
Yes, so, I’ll call the baby Jesus Jnr.
16 Comments to “Golly, I’m pregnant”
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what if it’s a girl? you can’t lumber her with a name like that! she’s not even mexican!
Heheh Bete. Dude. Only you!
I am the father of your messiah. I am.
Lawdy, I just knew it… There was that one drunken night, I remember…
I impregnated you by sheer force of awesomeness. This is agreat honour for you, no?
In the words of the late, great, Lord Wiggly:
Fo shizzle, huggie bizzle.
LOL well good luck with that…
other names to maybe use… McGyver?
no happiness by the body recently… oh boy you crack me up
You see? this is why I shouldn’t let my real life mates read my blog:
Daryl: how did you get pregnant? who is he?
omf wait till i tell amy and shar!
Stef – hehehehe. is true though!
A phantom pregnancy? Cooool. Maybe one of the dead people is the father?
kyk – we’ve established this. it was betenoir. keep up.
Devil spawn of you-know-who?
You-know-who it is, 6k. Definitely, you funny bunny.
Ok, well I’m completely friggin lost here … sorry, my brain is toast after a heavy day! Mysterious options, dead people. phantom pregnancies?? And I thought MY life was complicated =)
Perhaps you should put some happiness to that body of yours and then the dead people will stop impregnating you??
Just a thought…
Grrrl – you have no idea. And I still censor some of the stuff that I do cause I’d sound nuts!
B – oh har har. The thought has never crossed my mind
oh my word shebee i love reading stuff like this first thing in the morning! so how far along are you?