So much of the busy…

So today sees the final day I will be working with my partner in crime, Jessie the SuperCopyGurl.  She’s off to bigger and better things, she says.  WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SHE DOESN’T WANT TO WORK WITH ME ANY MORE.  SHE DOESN’T LOVE ME! I’ll try not take that personally.  Jessie I’m going to miss you my fliend.  So much.  No more gossiping, no more milliontyseven smoke breaks.  No more morning coffee to catch up on the 10 hours we hadn’t seen each other because we’d been, oh I dunno, sleeping?  Good luck dude.  Have fun and carry teh awesome with you.

Test Post From BlogDesk

In order to save me some time when blogging, I downloaded this cool little app thingie. I will now upload an image of utter seriousness to see if this thing works, as well as tag this post in a few random categories. I’d appreciate your feedback of my awesomeness soonest.

Cats are being picked up on Sunday, btw. Awwwww. I’m going to be so bleak without the little shits.

Also, I have 4 up-coming late nights and I’m shitting meself. I’m old(ish) you know… I can’t be doing these things anymore.

Okay. ‘Till later. Luff you.

My relationshit has stolen my dignity!

Confused and inappropriately naïve, Jon claimed to not know what I meant.  “But it’s seven AM in the bloody morning on a Saturday!”  to which I replied, “ya, well, nature waits for no man”.  After some whimpering, a lot of mumbled excuses and comments of “but can’t you just go quickly?  I’ll put the kettle on while you’re out!” I yanked the door open in frustration and gave him The Look.

I’m a Spontaneous Sally!

1.30pm – sitting in office, bored.  All plans for weekend having fallen through, (I’m still not over it, I hope I will be soon) I was staring at the PC blankly with maybe a little bit of drool coming out of my half open mouth.

Jax enters room, promptly looks at me and starts laughing.  "Go home, Sheen – you look completely in need of it!"

"Lets go to Jozi for the weekend" says I, deadpanned. "You can visit Craig, and I can meet some of my friends who have been sharing their life with me for months now, just without being face to face".

I had the weirdest dream today

So.  I had a frog tell me that he and his gang were planning on robbing me of my (non-existant) ipod while eating food out of my (non-existant) fridge in my (non-existant) home.

I stared blankly at him, and mutely nodded my head.

The frog then turned around, burped, hopped to the window and farted into the room as he was windswept away.

Kinda interesting, no?