In order to save me some time when blogging, I downloaded this cool little app thingie. I will now upload an image of utter seriousness to see if this thing works, as well as tag this post in a few random categories. I’d appreciate your feedback of my awesomeness soonest.

Cats are being picked up on Sunday, btw. Awwwww. I’m going to be so bleak without the little shits.

Also, I have 4 up-coming late nights and I’m shitting meself. I’m old(ish) you know… I can’t be doing these things anymore.

Okay. ‘Till later. Luff you.

Confused and inappropriately naïve, Jon claimed to not know what I meant.  “But it’s seven AM in the bloody morning on a Saturday!”  to which I replied, “ya, well, nature waits for no man”.  After some whimpering, a lot of mumbled excuses and comments of “but can’t you just go quickly?  I’ll put the kettle on while you’re out!” I yanked the door open in frustration and gave him The Look.

1.30pm – sitting in office, bored.  All plans for weekend having fallen through, (I’m still not over it, I hope I will be soon) I was staring at the PC blankly with maybe a little bit of drool coming out of my half open mouth.

Jax enters room, promptly looks at me and starts laughing.  "Go home, Sheen – you look completely in need of it!"

"Lets go to Jozi for the weekend" says I, deadpanned. "You can visit Craig, and I can meet some of my friends who have been sharing their life with me for months now, just without being face to face".

So.  I had a frog tell me that he and his gang were planning on robbing me of my (non-existant) ipod while eating food out of my (non-existant) fridge in my (non-existant) home.

I stared blankly at him, and mutely nodded my head.

The frog then turned around, burped, hopped to the window and farted into the room as he was windswept away.

Kinda interesting, no?

Right.  So.

Wordpress.  How bout that?  

Here I am.  There you are.  Lets make this simple, pimple.  You don’t crash on me, I won’t neglect you.  Deal?

In the meantime, you should know there is another – her name is Blogspot, and eventually I will probably ask you for a threesome.  I hope you are open minded like that.  Here are her goods, should you wish to check her out in the meantime.

Ok.  I’ll check in on you later.