Bieber balls. Sis.

As you know, Jon and I share a mutual whatthefuckness for Justine Bieber, that little lady boy who sings that Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby. baby oh! Like, baby. baby. baby oh! kill-me-now- song.

So this morning when I got to work I saw the most romantic present my boyfriend could ever leave for me.  No, it wasn’t stupid flowers or a lame love letter or even a box of chocolates that get finished in 3 seconds.

It was something so much better than that.  It was this little box right below.  Oh yes.  And because I’m sure my readers also share the mutual whatthefuckness for Justine, that little lady boy lesbian shit head, I’m leaving the box for you too.

Go forth and kick him in the little Bieber balls my sexies!  Do it FOR ME! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

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Don’t forget to comment here and tell me if you beat my epic 23!


  1. The Stuart says:

    I can take 29, which isn’t nearly enough. Also the quiz failed to take into account the fact that I consider a fair fight to involve a flame thrower and high explosive artillery barrages.

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