Being adult-like

My birthday is coming up in less than a month.  I will be 29.  I started this blog when I was 21, basically still an acne-riddled child.  And since then I’ve grown up LOTS, like, soooo much.  For instance, this year for my birthday, I’ve decided that I want a stand mixer. Like Martha Stewart or motherfudging Julia Child.  A stand mixer.

This one, to be exact.


Because yes I know the KitchenAids are better or whatever, but this one means I can have ALL THE COLOURS and I’m the boss of me!

One teensy, tiny little problem the kMix comes with is that I’m not sure where to put it, since our kitchen has absolutely no space, unless I balance it on top of the toaster and kettle.  So this obviously leads me to the only logical conclusion that anyone could come up with:

We need to buy a bigger house, Jon.  Obviously.

Also, I know I’ve been a sucky blogger but cut me some slack.  I’ve been launching this, another project baby for work.


Ok, just wanted to drop by and say hi and show you I still live and breathe.  Kthanks, that’s all.


  1. Cath says:

    I’m on the body corporate and you want a mixer for your birthday. For actual cooking.

    Sheena, who.the.fuck.are.we?

  2. Angel says:

    You’re both tarts from Eroticon Six – triple points if you know where that comes from!
    I love it Shebeeliciousness! I REALLY want a Kenwood Cooking Chef… I wonder if I can get it with stripes on!?

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