All I wanted for my bday was my two front teeth…

…to be closer together!  I have a Mark Shuttleworth, a Madonna, a love gap, a midline diastema, a midline diastema.  But then I came across this website which made me giggle and converted me.

So, instead this is what I want.  I’m just saying… you know, for those of you that actually know me in real life (Hint:  Mom. Please refer all aunties, uncles & family friends here too):

  • Smaller earphones for my nokia – my earlobes are too small!
  • GHD Hair Straightner (I would sell my left boob for one of these)
  • Car Service (really needed)
  • Funky hats (you know I can never get enough of these)
  • Shoes, size five.  All colours.  Need pumps, don’t have enough.
  • Mtn airtime for my stupid TopUp 3g card that only ever works when it wants to
  • Some crackfor the addiction, ya know?
  • A hairy man to..erm, spend time with me.
  • Veet (that shit is expensive!)
  • Stationery (need pens, Gremlins at home ate all of mine)
  • An audience with Khan of Parlotones
  • The ability to listen to my mom when she tells me not to do something.  She’s always so right.
  • GPS



  1. shebee says:

    MsB – wahahaha. Um. Ja. My mom reads this, dooood! I promised her I wouldn’t talk about sex anymore*.

    Exmi – don’t make me come over there and give you a running, kicking, fuckslap.

    * I’m joking. Of course I will.

  2. expensivemistakescheapthrills says:

    ohmygod. the parlotones are awful.

    shebee, i have completely lost all respect for you, yo.

  3. shebee says:

    Ches – yes, I said it. But its a figure of speech, I really really don’t like the carpet look. Honest!

  4. cathjenkin says:

    SHEENA. you naughty ho ho! 😉

    but yes, i like a little fur on my man. and as for that V line… 😀

  5. shebee says:

    Me too, Chesie. I never ‘shy’ away from anyone.


    (Sorry, I’m my own best audience)

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