Jul
24

All I wanted for my bday was my two front teeth…

By Shebee // Uncategorized // 26 Comments

…to be closer together! I have a Mark Shuttleworth, a Madonna, a love gap, a midline diastema, a midline diastema. But then I came across this website which made me giggle and converted me.

So, instead this is what I want. I’m just saying… you know, for those of you that actually know me in real life (Hint: Mom. Please refer all aunties, uncles & family friends here too):

Smaller earphones for my nokia – my earlobes are too small!
GHD Hair Straightner (I would sell my left boob for one of these)
Car Service (really needed)
Funky hats (you know I can never get enough of these)
Shoes, size five. All colours. Need pumps, don’t have enough.
Mtn airtime for my stupid TopUp 3g card that only ever works when it wants to
Some crackfor the addiction, ya know?
A hairy man to..erm, spend time with me.
Veet (that shit is expensive!)
Stationery (need pens, Gremlins at home ate all of mine)
An audience with Khan of Parlotones
The ability to listen to my mom when she tells me not to do something. She’s always so right.
GPS

Woo!

SheBee

has written 972 kick ass posts so far. Impressive, hey?

26 Comments to “All I wanted for my bday was my two front teeth…”

MsBehavn July 24, 2008 at 8:03 pm

I’m betting that you actually want the Veet to help you deal with the hairy man. But then that’s just a wild guess …

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expensivemistakescheapthrills July 25, 2008 at 7:41 am

oh sis. Parlotones? are you for real?

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 7:48 am

MsB – wahahaha. Um. Ja. My mom reads this, dooood! I promised her I wouldn’t talk about sex anymore*.

Exmi – don’t make me come over there and give you a running, kicking, fuckslap.

* I’m joking. Of course I will.

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expensivemistakescheapthrills July 25, 2008 at 8:32 am

ohmygod. the parlotones are awful.

shebee, i have completely lost all respect for you, yo.

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 8:34 am

Oh bugger off, I love them and thats what counts.

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cathjenkin July 25, 2008 at 8:50 am

the parlotones are fucking awesome.

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Ches July 25, 2008 at 10:37 am

Sorry to break this up ladies…Did you say a hairy man?

Like how hairy? Thought woman hated the carpet look!

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 11:02 am

Ches – yes, I said it. But its a figure of speech, I really really don’t like the carpet look. Honest!

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justBcoz July 25, 2008 at 11:10 am

The carpet look? Nah …
But a bit o’ manly chest hair is yummy

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 11:17 am

Not quite as yummy as that ‘V’ line just above the groin…

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cathjenkin July 25, 2008 at 11:26 am

SHEENA. you naughty ho ho!

but yes, i like a little fur on my man. and as for that V line…

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 11:33 am

Am not naughty. Need a pipe cleaning. Big difference.

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 11:34 am

LOL. Oh my mom is going to love that one!

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Ches July 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm

OMG!

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Hehehe. I went for the shock factor, Ches, did it work?

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Ches July 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

*horror struck*

he he…

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Oh come now, Chesie, you’re more open minded than that, surely?

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Ches July 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm

I’m going thru a ‘shy’ stage!

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Me too, Chesie. I never ‘shy’ away from anyone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Sorry, I’m my own best audience)

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Ches July 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm

ha ha ha….shwy not!

Have a good weekend SB.

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm

You too hotstuff

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angel July 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm

so is this a birthday wishlist…
when is your birthday btw?

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Paul July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

a pipe cleaning ?????

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm

23rd aug, angel pie

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shebee July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Paul come now. You werent meant to read that damnit.

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