ah man…

…I just knew that last night was going to be a bad idea.

Jayx contacted me to let me know he was in town.  I bravely volunteered to take him on a tour of our city.  As with Glugs and Angel – I got totally lost and we ended up finding the beach in the most unlikely place, through a detour, right past the taxi rank, under a lot of bridges, past the old 3.30’s nightclub and finally, just after the harbour.

Joe Cools kept us liquored until late.  It is now I would like to state:  Jayx is the King of Jeiger bombs and I will never challenge him again.  My headache hasn’t kicked in yet, but I know damn well it will.  As soon as I sober up.

Oh lawd, have mercy!

PS:  there was a dude totally having his way with himself on the side of the road behind a tree.  Also, the guy in front of me in traffic was shaving his face!  While driving! Ha!  I thought it was hysterical and was almost tempted to introduce myself since I usually find myself doing war paint on the way to work. 

Sigh… Durban is weird.


  1. shebee says:

    B – you and me. me and you. local watching. when?

    Gluggie – as if you didn’t know this already, dude. you drove with me – you knows what im like!

  2. mulletized says:

    Was it a wet shave with foam and a razor – a little bucket of warm water and mini towels on the passenger seat?

    That would be legendary.

  3. shebee says:

    Whatever mofo 😛 It was fun!

    Mullet – no man, it wasn’t that kewl. He had one of those electric razor thingers. Doing chin action and everything. Entertained me the whole way down the high way!

  4. B says:

    Not Sure, man..

    I know we supposed to do this blog lunch thing on sunday.. but i may be late.. cos i have to go cheerleading with poms-poms at the Illovo Eston MTB in the morning with SexyG…

    So I dunno..lol!

  5. B says:

    EXMI – would you mind sending a photo of the back of your hand to sheena?? She is starting to cause a furor with her lostness now..

  6. shebee says:

    b – bleh! I emailed you – check your gmail skattie.

    exmi – who the bloody hell kicks a dog when they’re down? i hate you!

    b – har bloody har 😛

  7. shebee says:

    Ches, yar! Toti and Umkomaas, dude. They escaped though. Dooses.

    Stef – when you coming here again? We can go jolling!

  8. B says:

    Just a quick one here sheena.. how long did you stare at “dude having way too much fun on his own” …???

    a. 2 seconds…eeeuw @him!
    b. 5 minutes.. lol@him!
    c. 10 minutes.. look at him go..and go.. and go..!!
    d. none of the above.. I aimed a webcam on him and it is still streaming..

  9. shebee says:

    e. i drove past him on my way to work this morning.

    wanted to throw my bog roll at him, sis man. not in public!

  10. Jayx says:

    Not funny that … you seem to have a Point Road fetish … gawd, we must have drove up|down it like a million times. Maybe next time we get you smacked up on enough Jagermeister/bombs to cure your direction affliction … you’re the suckiest navigator I know for sure, but then it was an adventure tour wasn’t it 😉

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