May
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28
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
- apparently i am clingy. well, fuck. maybe you just don’t get me.
- apparently i am bitter. yeah, i suppose i would agree with that – i sure as hell have reason to be
- apparently i am jaded. i really don’t think i am, i’d rather you use ‘doubtful’.
- apparently i am unclassy. i think you’re a classist.
- apparently i am funny. no – i’ve just been fortunate enough to tell a good story, the funnies happen either way.
- apparently i am too open – oh, i’m sorry – would you like to NOT know me, then?
- apparently i drag others down with me – only the people who deserve to not stay up
- apparently i am insulting – i think you’re over sensitive.
- apparently i am infamous – well damn, who wants to die anonymous?
- apparently i am too loud – at least i have a voice and choice and opinions
- apparently i am wrong – i say there are three sides to every story – yours, mine and the truth
- apparently i am hurt – you know what i say?
APPARENTLY YOU’RE A JACK ASS! Why don’t you crawl up your own asshole?
In other news, I have three jobs at the moment and I’m looking into a third. Wanna swap lives for a day?
Yes, I do realize that I’ve been very cryptic lately. Its a phase okay, bite me.
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15 Comments to “You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you”
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I, for one, am enjoying the cryptic-ness. And yes, i know that isnt an actual word….
You forgot the part about you apparently being fabulous, Shee! You are. I say so and I think c@th will agree with me.
xox
poop on their heads!
I think whoever this person is, you’re spending too much energy on them! Don’t dignify their assholery wth any sort of response..although it’s good to vent, too. I find going jhome and screaming into a pillow is so therapeutic. while listening to loud music- Rammstein is good.
hope whoever they are their head falls off in their soup.
and you’re totally infamous, AND nefarious! it’s the best way to be, honey!
i love love love the cryptic. code speak is the WAY forward.
X
Amy – thanks, apparently you and Cath are in the same boat
MsB – wahaha. awwwwwwww.
Bete – na – i have gastro today, don’t wanna waste my body liquid or nuffing.
Get better soon, lady guy.
And please finish the story about the dude that proposed!
You are all of those things!
I see you met my ex…
you have three jobs at the moment??? how the hell?! did you grow some extra legs and arms? yip that must be it!
nnnnnnnnnnnnng.
drink lots of fluids babe. And beer. beer is good for gastro, I’ve heard. No, really, I heard that…
Rectal auto-ingestion presents an intriguing topological challenge, doesn’t it? Technically it’s possible, but I’m not sure how many people could actually manage it.
i like the cryptic ness. More of a return to your old style. I think I’m finding my old style again too. Now that I’m not thinking so much in the black and white, but back in the grey. Its easy to be less grumpy when there’s a girl around [I'm aware of how sad that comment is]
Loved this post though. Very good.
Dudes. I am dying. Seriously, it feels that way.
You can all fight over my shoes when I’m gone, okay?
nort. i already have them. the fights done. get better my flattie. X
so someone’s picking on you… again.
give them a fat ear and tell them to suck it up. um, like you did in this post…
lol