Snigger, snort, snore.

Yesterday sucked.

There was the work stuff which made me turn into a little ball of stress.

There was the traffic stuff which made me two hours late for dinner plans.

There was the boyfriend stuff which made me giggle like a buffoon.

Me: *flops on Jon’s bed, clothes and all* Please help me undo my boots, I’m too tired.

Jon: Of course my love, you just lie there and I’ll do everything for you, don’t lift a finger.

Me: Okay.

Amazingly, my supertastic boyfriend ignored his own sarcasm and proceeded to gently remove my kick ass winter boots. Then my socks. Then my jersey. Then, he sees this little bow under my breasts and looks at it with confusion.

Jon: What’s this?!

After pulling one end of the bow string, my dress fell apart.

I cannot accurately describe the utter surprise and joy on Jon’s face. “OOOH! IT’S LIKE A PRESENT!”.

Well that was me. In my exhausted state of mind, I found this hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I put my head into his shoulder and sniggered until I snorted and then started snoring and that was the end of me for the day.

And I’m pretty sure that was the end of Jon’s joy too.


  1. BiancaW says:

    Yesterday didn’t suck as badly for you as it did for me. I lusted after your Kindle all day.

    Sorry about the sucky stuff.

    Loved Jon’s reaction to (I assume) your wrap over dress. šŸ™‚

    You suck that you fell asleep after all his excitment. Nasty girl! šŸ˜‰

  2. Shebee says:

    Bianca, ag shamepies man – I’ll send you a pic of the kindle when it arrives šŸ™‚ And yes, I had a wrap over dress on.

  3. kyknoord says:

    No, not really. The pics were an absolute hoot. Please tell Jon that is awesome. Also, could you ask him where he got that squirrel outfit from?

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