valentines day? shitballs.

Feb 1, 2010 Author: Shebee | Filed under: Uncategorized

me: so i’m going to visit my mom in durban next weekend.

jon: hmmm. next weekend is valentines day. just sayin’.

me: aw fuck man. this sucks.

jon: it’s okay, i hate buying roses on vday anyway – so expensive!

me: you’re such a jew.

**pause**

me: so, i do valentines day now?

jon: didn’t you do it before?

me: not with a boyfriend-thing. i had…. friendly boys.

jon: lets do a romantic dinner with [fwap fwap fwap my mind switched off and started thinking of the possibilities to change the cheesiness that is valentines day]

me: better idea – lets skydive. in red and white jump suits with hearts all over.

jon: *dry heaves*

//so – as you can see i need some advice on how we should spend valentines day. no cheesy suggestions please, we want fun & radness and a little bit of awesome. but no cheese allowed//

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15 Responses for "valentines day? shitballs."

Jon February 1st, 2010 at 4:20 pm 1

So, the rest of the conversation….

sheena: so I paraphrased our conversation and posted a blog entry to get ideas
* jon goes to read blog post
jon: umm, sweetheart, you DO know what “fwap” means, right?
sheena: talking?
sheena: the sound a mouth makes when someone switches off
* jon snickers quietly to himself
jon: go look here –> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap
sheena: HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
sheena: AM HYSTERICAL HERE
Shebee February 1st, 2010 at 4:20 pm 2

wahahahaa. jon just sent me this link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap

i am dying here.
Shebee February 1st, 2010 at 4:21 pm 3

weird. simultaneous post.

GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD.
Elle February 1st, 2010 at 4:26 pm 4

Bee, I already told you paintballing.. totally rad and non-cheese…
Shebee February 1st, 2010 at 4:30 pm 5

i’ve been paintballing recently dude. so now its in the lame box.
Melanie February 1st, 2010 at 5:07 pm 6

Well, V-Day falls on a Sunday so you can go totally wild! A day out to Cape Point and surrounds maybe? Or, surprise your bf with a Sat nite stay over at a (reasonably priced) hotel or B&B. Maybe search the net for some cool ideas…some very unique stuff to do that’s not cheesy
Elle February 1st, 2010 at 5:53 pm 7

lol ok then mountain climbing? or bunji? bungy?
TC February 1st, 2010 at 6:55 pm 8

so you are the jen-win wanker type

you are the winner china
Angel February 1st, 2010 at 7:20 pm 9

I say go full cheese darling Shebeeliciousness!!! Celebrate V-day in all its red and pink and white glory!!!
cath February 1st, 2010 at 9:27 pm 10

LOL. Sheena. the last time I used the word “fwap” was in relation to a certain person online who you and I loathed. With good reason.

In fact, I distinctly remember telling him to go fwap. LOL

Okay, ja. Valentines Day. Gah. I’m not coping with it either. WTF are we supposed to do?

am.not.used.to.this.

that is all.
Jeanette February 1st, 2010 at 10:24 pm 11

Is that why you said Shitballs in your heading ? LOL!
Can’t help… we don’t do valentines day
BlindCripple February 1st, 2010 at 11:12 pm 12

Fly to Cape Town for the weekend. The end.

*fwapfwap*
Shebee February 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 am 13

@blindcripple, your comment still has me giggling. 5 hours after i read it.
cassey February 2nd, 2010 at 4:42 pm 14

We don’t really do v-day either so can’t help. Although, just hanging out and going to your fav place for brunch/lunch could work.
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