Feb
1

valentines day? shitballs.

By Shebee  //  Uncategorized  //  15 Comments

me: so i’m going to visit my mom in durban next weekend.

jon: hmmm.  next weekend is valentines day.  just sayin’.

me: aw fuck man.  this sucks.

jon: it’s okay, i hate buying roses on vday anyway – so expensive!

me: you’re such a jew.

**pause**

me: so, i do valentines day now?

jon: didn’t you do it before?

me: not with a boyfriend-thing.  i had…. friendly boys.

jon: lets do a romantic dinner with [fwap fwap fwap my mind switched off and started thinking of the possibilities to change the cheesiness that is valentines day]

me: better idea – lets skydive.  in red and white jump suits with hearts all over.

jon: *dry heaves*

//so – as you can see i need some advice on how we should spend valentines day.  no cheesy suggestions please, we want fun & radness and a little bit of awesome.  but no cheese allowed//

15 Comments to “valentines day? shitballs.”

  • So, the rest of the conversation….

    sheena: so I paraphrased our conversation and posted a blog entry to get ideas
    * jon goes to read blog post
    jon: umm, sweetheart, you DO know what “fwap” means, right?
    sheena: talking?
    sheena: the sound a mouth makes when someone switches off
    * jon snickers quietly to himself
    jon: go look here –> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap
    sheena: HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
    sheena: AM HYSTERICAL HERE

  • wahahahaa. jon just sent me this link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap

    i am dying here.

  • weird. simultaneous post.

    GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD.

  • Bee, I already told you paintballing.. totally rad and non-cheese…

  • i’ve been paintballing recently dude. so now its in the lame box.

  • Well, V-Day falls on a Sunday so you can go totally wild! A day out to Cape Point and surrounds maybe? Or, surprise your bf with a Sat nite stay over at a (reasonably priced) hotel or B&B. Maybe search the net for some cool ideas…some very unique stuff to do that’s not cheesy :)

  • lol ok then mountain climbing? or bunji? bungy?

  • so you are the jen-win wanker type :)

    you are the winner china ;)

  • I say go full cheese darling Shebeeliciousness!!! Celebrate V-day in all its red and pink and white glory!!!

  • LOL. Sheena. the last time I used the word “fwap” was in relation to a certain person online who you and I loathed. With good reason.

    In fact, I distinctly remember telling him to go fwap. LOL

    Okay, ja. Valentines Day. Gah. I’m not coping with it either. WTF are we supposed to do?

    am.not.used.to.this.

    that is all.

  • Is that why you said Shitballs in your heading ? LOL!
    Can’t help… we don’t do valentines day :)

  • Fly to Cape Town for the weekend. The end.

    *fwapfwap*

  • @blindcripple, your comment still has me giggling. 5 hours after i read it.

  • We don’t really do v-day either so can’t help. Although, just hanging out and going to your fav place for brunch/lunch could work.

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