valentines day? shitballs.

me: so i’m going to visit my mom in durban next weekend.

jon: hmmm.  next weekend is valentines day.  just sayin’.

me: aw fuck man.  this sucks.

jon: it’s okay, i hate buying roses on vday anyway – so expensive!

me: you’re such a jew.

**pause**

me: so, i do valentines day now?

jon: didn’t you do it before?

me: not with a boyfriend-thing.  i had…. friendly boys.

jon: lets do a romantic dinner with [fwap fwap fwap my mind switched off and started thinking of the possibilities to change the cheesiness that is valentines day]

me: better idea – lets skydive.  in red and white jump suits with hearts all over.

jon: *dry heaves*

//so – as you can see i need some advice on how we should spend valentines day.  no cheesy suggestions please, we want fun & radness and a little bit of awesome.  but no cheese allowed//

15 comments

  1. Jon says:

    So, the rest of the conversation….

    sheena: so I paraphrased our conversation and posted a blog entry to get ideas
    * jon goes to read blog post
    jon: umm, sweetheart, you DO know what “fwap” means, right?
    sheena: talking?
    sheena: the sound a mouth makes when someone switches off
    * jon snickers quietly to himself
    jon: go look here –> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap
    sheena: HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
    sheena: AM HYSTERICAL HERE

  2. Melanie says:

    Well, V-Day falls on a Sunday so you can go totally wild! A day out to Cape Point and surrounds maybe? Or, surprise your bf with a Sat nite stay over at a (reasonably priced) hotel or B&B. Maybe search the net for some cool ideas…some very unique stuff to do that’s not cheesy 🙂

  3. cath says:

    LOL. Sheena. the last time I used the word “fwap” was in relation to a certain person online who you and I loathed. With good reason.

    In fact, I distinctly remember telling him to go fwap. LOL

    Okay, ja. Valentines Day. Gah. I’m not coping with it either. WTF are we supposed to do?

    am.not.used.to.this.

    that is all.

  4. cassey says:

    We don’t really do v-day either so can’t help. Although, just hanging out and going to your fav place for brunch/lunch could work.

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