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30

Twucking on twitter.

By Shebee // Uncategorized // 11 Comments

On twitter there’s this trend. ‘People’ has become “tweeple”, ‘speak’ has become ‘tweak’. Basically replacing every first letter with a “tw” for Twitter, obviously. Anyway, due to lack of sleep (this is my excuse, shuttup) I received a funny, flirty Direct Message from someone and it immediately made me think, “I wonder if anyone has reached the lowest point of twitter addiction, that being Cyber Twex.

It could go something like this:

Hey, big boy, wanna twuck?

…I start by twubbing my hand along my silky smooth twigh. Your twenis is quivering with antwisipation…

It’s twexual on a whooole other level, tweeps. Yes, I’m a basket case, I do realise.

Disclaimer: Hello mom. The devil made me do it. Love you!

SheBee

has written 985 kick ass posts so far. Impressive, hey?

11 Comments to “Twucking on twitter.”

Po January 30, 2009 at 12:49 am

Waha. You said tweenis. Does tit become twit too?

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Jeanette January 30, 2009 at 6:26 am

PMSL!

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B January 30, 2009 at 7:52 am

I just know there are tweaks out there right now twanking to this post..

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Megan January 30, 2009 at 8:24 am

*snort* too much of funny!

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StevenMcD January 30, 2009 at 8:37 am

rofl!

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Nielfa Hanifa January 30, 2009 at 10:00 am

Saw this in my Google Reader just now and I burst out laughing! LoL at antwisipation

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FeistyFemale January 30, 2009 at 11:17 am

You are one seriously crazy, funny and entertaining chick. Not to mention as sharp as a blade. I look forward to reading your tag post.

You have been tagged: http://www.feistyfemale.com/index.php/2009/01/29/tagg-6th-file-of-a-6th-folder/

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Miss P January 30, 2009 at 10:16 pm

*grin*

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Pieletjies January 31, 2009 at 12:37 pm

rotfl – youre messed up

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Talita February 1, 2009 at 9:19 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! had to read it aloud to twince

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angel February 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm

oh lordy shebeeliciousnerss… say you didn’t!

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