To My Boyfriend Person.


As you know, it’s Jon’s 30th tomorrow. I’m so excited, I have no idea why. Maybe it’s because I can now legitimately tease him about his grey hairs, creaky knee caps, aging person, slower reflexes, achy back being older than me. Not that it bothers me, I’ve always had older boyfriends, but he’s my favourite one. Truly.

So, here is a Dear Jon letter, because it’s his birthday:

Dear Jon,

Happy, happy, humphrey bumphrey my boyfriend person. You really do make my life so much more interesting. I love that we can argue over movies, simulgeek together, laugh for hours at each others’ silly antics and generally just stay amused with each other.

I promise now that you are old aged wrinkled a coffin-dodger more fragile, I will be more gentler with you and make sure that your feet are warm at night and that you have the softer pillow that I always end up stealing when you’re asleep. Oh, and I promise to try and not steal the blanket any more. But no guarantees on that.

I love you a lot and like you even more,

Your long-suffering, ever-loving, young and nubile girlfriend,



In summary: Happy birthday my love. I really hope your 30th year is the start of a whole new life to come. One filled with even more laughter, happiness, and love. I will do my best to make sure I have a hand in trying to ensure all of those things.


  1. Tara says:

    Well of course Jon is awesome, it makes so much sense now. He has his birthday 3 days before mine and thus is having my awesomeness rub off on him šŸ˜‰

    I totally kid.

    Happy happy birthday (for tomorrow) Jon, have a great day and may it be the best year so far šŸ˜‰

  2. cath says:

    Happy birthday Jon!

    Well done on surviving thus far, especially with sheena around. I’m amazed she hasnt accidentally tried to kill you yet, or you her šŸ˜›

    Love you both


  3. BiancaW says:

    Happy Birthday Jon.

    As an aside: Has anyone ever told you two, that you look alike.

    And….do you know that “they” say, your relationship is more likley to last, if you look like your spouse.


  4. Shebee says:

    We look alike? Seriously? I know we’re both short and there’s more of us to love dimensionally, but we look alike?

    That’s just weird.

    Thanks for the wishes guys – he phoned me last night in his pickled state after reading this and went all mooshy on me. Aww.

  5. Jonathan says:

    Sheena is awesome. That is all. Well, not really, there are bucket-loads of other suitable adjectives, but I’m not spending them all at once…. šŸ˜‰

  6. Jon says:

    Oh, and so are all of you, for the well wishes (Sheena is more awesome though, but you all are a close second).

    I suck, because I forgot to thank you all, but anyway.

    Thanks guys! šŸ˜€

  7. cath says:

    ps. this photo. is waiting for a photo bomb. just saying. a mislaid buzzing vibrator or something in the background. im just saying. snort. šŸ˜›

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