Things I did this week:

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  1. Met Jon’s sister. She’s the opposite to him, and very much like me. It’s awesome, we gang up on Jon!
  2. Had sushi, thrice.
  3. Went to get my eyes checked – I’ve deteriorated by almost half my previous eyesight result. Scary. That’ll teach me to avoid the optom for 4 years.
  4. Got very stoned. By accident. Sort of. Got ripped off too, incidentally.
  5. Spent 60% of every work day in meetings.
  6. Tripped down the staircase at home, twice.
  7. Got locked out of the house due to Talita crashing through the gate. Snigger. I know I shouldn’t laugh – she didn’t appreciate it then and I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate it now – but goddamn, it’s funny! And you people think I’m accident-prone?
  8. Found out that The Goose and I will be spending 4 days in Cape Town together next month, spooning in a bed & speaking at the same concert conference I told you about earlier. CT better watch itself, there might not be a mowwwwntin by the time we leave.
  9. Received emails to let me know that our flights, accommodation and car hire is all covered. Thank you Marian, you super star you!
  10. Met my boy bff’s new too-soon-to-be-called-gf-in-public. But she’s very pretty and very down to earth. I think I like her. Further investigation is required.
  11. Broke my favourite pink princess shoes. Today. At work. Sob!
  12. Received a millionty seven phone calls from my mother, I sent her my old (fixed) Blackberry as a gift. NEVER EVER AGAIN! The previous generation (my mother only, not YOU guys – chill) should not be legally allowed within 4 metres of this technology. Their offspring suffer for it..

That’s all I have time for.



  1. cath says:

    Dude. LOL.

    “Got very stoned. By accident. Sort of. Got ripped off too, incidentally.”


    DUDE> the stalkers will have you and i in rehab SOOO FAST soon.

    Am canning.

    I say they should bring it!

    you know what i mean!

  2. Talita says:

    I protest! My hand brake – yes the one that I had fixed earlier that day – failed. I categorically deny any intention to crash through any gate whatsoever. Now driving over a certain mechanic may have occurred to me…

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