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The Nerdies 2009
What fun I’ve had, truly. This first week back at work for most of us would have been dull, eventless and yawn inducing but I have been kept in stitches and on my toes with nom-nom’s pouring in through my twitter account, emails, blog and even dreams. Last night I totally dreamt that Saul smashed Marcel over the head to jump up onto a stage and steal the (non existant) Nerdies09 Trophy!
I’d like to firstly thank the sponsors for being so forthcoming with the prizes on offer. Each Nerdy Boy and Girl will receive the following when they win:
- A limited edition Moral Fibre T-shirt full of goodness, flair & attitude.
- One .co.za domain plus THREE MONTHS free hosting from The Creative Foundation by Byron Rode.
- A luxury Body Thrills hamper homemade especially by ExMi for each individual.
- Free Dinner at Capello Sandton from Garsen Subramoney to the value of R300.
The Nerdies have sparked controversy, jealousy, laughter, ego wars and even half nudies. It’s been a rollercoaster ride of competitiveness in this circle jerking world of ours, and I hate to admit it but I couldn’t have actually topped myself if I tried when it comes to bringing out these online nerdies egos. Its been amusing to no end.
I have a few Nom-nom’s that win my WTF! award, its nothing really aside from the prestigeous notion that you made me literally laugh out loud:
- Steve and his “non gay” nom-nom of Don, because Don apparently has style and a brilliant sense of humour. I’ll second that, the dude does stand up comedy for gawds sake.
- Yusuf for repeatedly trying to nominate me and denying that it was for bribery purposes.
- Stew because he sincerely wanted to nominate bacon and then got rather miffed that no one else seconded his nom-nom.
- Blade for confidently nominating himself (you’ll be happy to know you weren’t alone, others nom-nommed you too honey). And finally,
- ExMi because she totally transformed into a pimp, came out of the real-face closet and and changed her online profile pic to something porno that her mommy would cry if seen. I owe you a blog post of love for taking me up on my challenge, chickie, I realise this.
The Nom-noms are in and we’re ready to show you the Nomnominees that you need to vote for, but first a list of those who were punted, but didn’t make the cut of between a minimum of 2 or 5 nominations or more. Sorry for you lot, I told you to tell your mates. You never listen to me! And the nominees are:
(in no particular order and some sans a link due to either me not having it or my fingers being totally lazy)
Girl Nerdies:
Joyanne (2), Annaling (2), Talita(2), Single Syllable(2), Gabrielle(2), Kerry-Anne(2), Kitty(2), Tertia(3), Sam Wilson (2), Megg Wilson(2) [hey, are you two related?], Roxilla(3), Max Kaizen(2), Saaleha, Jo Duxbury, Bailey Schneider, Candy Tothill, KaB, Dolce, Jade Allen, Shana Kassiem, Vannessa Clark, Sarah Blake.
Close Runners Up:
Dude Nerdies:
Denny(2), Barry Roodt(3), Jayx(2), Biggest Mullet(3), StevenMcD(3), Brandon Golding(3), Wogan May(3), Shaun Oakes(3), Byron Rode(3), Enzo(3), Stii, Nic Harry, Vincent Maher, Matthew Buckland, Jason Elk, Jeremy Nell, Geek Rebel, Sexy G, XSYN, CraigN, DChetty, Allan Kent, Charl Norman, Jayx, Dave Duarte, Killer.
Close Runners Up:
And lastly, the Top Ten Nerdies needing your votes:
VOTING CLOSES AT noon (12:00PM) ON FRIDAY 9TH JANUARY!



















I leave the web for a few weeks and what happens? Sheebs starts a bloody riot! WTF but cudos none the less, for a ‘blocked’ babe you do good!
Seriously peeps, that Cathy Luckhoff are seriously HAWT!
i’m using my mobile phone too! Samsung FTW!
right okes. shit just got real, yo. Bid on http://twitpic.com/10qjc and the money goes to charity. I also propose that all bidding war proceeds go to the bastard kids in homes, what you say? Lol, don’t hate me, you know i mean it well.
I make jeremy nell proud
http://jeremynell.com
@shebeegee I am not giving up
Didnt you see I even blogged it on my personal and business blog – the fring blog, hehe
http://blog.fring.com/southafrica/index.php/2009/01/08/fring-blogger-in-top-position-at-nerdies09/
Btw – looks like everyone is bidding on something so why don’t I make something available from my side. I have an old and sweaty limited edition one of its kind fring Tshirt, this is the first fring tshirt ever be worn in South Africa? The winning bidder will receive the unwashed stinky Tshirt and I will even throw in a bonus a new sexy limit edition USB 1Gig fring flash drive.
I wonder what pps are willing to bid for this amazing stuff..
lol
woo! Simon why don’t you donate the flash drive as a prize rather and let us keep the bidding for personal items?
i bet twenty bucks on the fring shirt, bitches, its mine!!!
shebee, i see your bid on my twitter shirt and raise you R40 plus the undies i was wearing over my pants in the pic… which i will also wear to 27dinner if i win the Nerdies.
If this is for charity I’ll bid R100 for @ExMi’s shirt and tie… bring it @Byron (heehee).
Since I like to give. I will up my bid to R200 for @ExMi’s shirt and tie.
Thanx for the bid @shebeegee.
I was actually thinking of doing a charity event.
So lets seperate the bids.
1 for the tshirt and
1. for the flashdrive.
The catch is that every bid must be paid into the pot, so even if you loose the bid, you need to hand over the cash, that way the jackpot gets bigger and bigger and some lucky charity will benefit in the end. I will still need to sit down and pick a charity.
What you think of that idea?
I will flickr the prizes soon and link to them from here..
@Byron well played mate *handshake*. I’m willing to donate me bid of R100 to charity, also.
Ok start your bidding on simonB the fring masters stuff today.
Item 1. My old and stinky fring tshirt: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179105577/
Item 2. A limited edition 1Gig fring flash drive: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179940328/
Read the terms before bidding.
Whoop Whoop.
Thanks Martin. That would be fantastic
100 bucks to strip Heidi out of her SuperGoose SnowGirl outfit, first t-shirt, then doondies and save the mask for last!
Ok ok, so if this is for charity, I’ll raise my bid on Mike’s fuzz to 50 ront. Can I suggest a charity I know of in Cape Town, home for kids, husband and wife team who have taken in 40 wee kiddies and get jack in terms of funding, have been involved with them for a while, they’re poor as dirt mice, but them kids are rich as kings for being with Virginia and Oliver …. just a thought? In fact, on that note, I’ll make it a 100 ront bid …
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SimonB is putting his stuff on Auction for charity. So if you wanna help follow these links:
Item 1. My old and stinky fring tshirt: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179105577/
Item 2. A limited edition 1Gig fring flash drive: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179940328/
Read the terms before bidding.
I will pay 50 bucks for an Andre shirt!
Miss P that charity sounds awesome, I think we’ll go with that
Yayyyyyyy!
Hehe, hello cow_grrrl’s mommy
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Good news Sheebeen! Spoke to yon charity I mentioned, they are NPO registered, so all these donations are also tax deductible.
Mike, I fear yon hair is a distant memory …
Sjoe, I take an hours break and things have gotten c-c-razy!
Cool, I’m in! Bid on my SuperGeek Twitter undies (only worn once, over my pants) in the Charity Auction here: http://twitpic.com/10s8z
I started it at 50 ZA ront.
@LordWiggly Woah! Like your style! I dont make a good “nudie” though…..
the auctions have been extended until 5pm tomorrow. Nerdies are over at noon. Pls spread the word
racking my brains for something else to auction off.
any suggestions?
right. i’m going to bid on saulk’s facial hair.
twenty ront.
any other bidders?
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Looks like only shebeegee is bidding on the fring gear on auction. Lucky girl is gona win both the items, if bidding is this slow. lol
We (shebeegee and me) have decided that any money raised during the auction of my fring gear will got to the couple @Miss P mentioned earlier in this post.
So keep those bids coming people, lets make January a good month for these little kiddies aswell
@miss P says: ” Spoke to yon charity I mentioned, they are NPO registered, so all these donations are also tax deductible.”
Start bidding now – bidding closes at 5pm on Friday
Item 1. My old and stinky fring tshirt: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179105577/
Item 2. A limited edition 1Gig fring flash drive: http://flickr.com/photos/terra-cam/3179940328/
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Let it be known that I *have* to have The Goose’s panta-loons. I am led to believe they’ve only been worn once. Outside.
No matter. I’ll deal.
R150 is the bid.
If I win, I’ll dedicate my award to world peace…
@Simonb: Bugger, the IT Nazi’s have blocked yon Flickr on the work network. Anywhere else where I can eyeball the goods, or do I just bid on trust?
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@SimonB, I see your bid on yon fring items, and raise it to R60. That’s R120 in da pot from me towards the kids.
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Lots of bids here – http://twitpic.com/10qjc
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