The case of Susie and Milo VS. The People

I can’t remember if I ever told you, but Susie was expelled from Puppy Play School… wait for it, for being…a bully. The timing is actually perfect though, because Milo arrived, you remember him don’t you? My new old blind doggie. He now has Susie as his no.1 groupie and they are inseperable.

Last week my parents were still staying with me, but they have now gone away for a few days, so I decided to give the Pups independence day yesterday and leave them at home alone.

Please say hello to Exhibit A of why this is never a good idea, and what I saw as I drove up my driveway:

Exhibit B. These are the remains of what was once known as toilet paper. Two rolls to be exact:

Exhibit C. Yes. This was a tampon. Was, being the operative word here.

And so, the moral of the story here today, children, is that you should never ever adopt animals. They are messy little fuckers. But oh so cute!

On an aside, to my Vein-popping, hair-pulling, husband-killing-willing friend who is going through a stressful time (you know who you are) please remember that if you finally crack, I love you very much and will continue to do so long after you are declared insane and unfit for society. But then I want your excersize bike ok? You can keep your pets though. Or I’ll call SPCA for you, I’m not unreasonable.