All’s well that ends well, thank you to Vuzu for the nomination, it was a pleasure taking part in the competition! Rocking! And thank you to all who voted for me and thank you to Sheena for the support…you rock hard dudette!!!

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1. He’ll send me the most random texts when i’m in class. Like, i’m sitting there doing math and he texts me saying ‘i want to own my very own a duck brothel’
2. He’ll throw pebbles at people and swear blind it was me.
3. He’ll call me at like 3 in the morning and ask what to does he want for breakfast.
4. He refers old people to turtles, and tells me when his parents are having sex. Referring to them as turtles on redbull
5. I brought him home to meet my father (fat greek man) and he thought it’d be funny to wear a mankini, luckly i saw him and put him in one of my father’s clothes.

1. He has these really vivid dreams about his maid, Rosie. Which causes him to repeat her name over and over and flail around in his sleep. He even hit me right between the eyes once

2. Every time I’m right and he’s wrong, he will defend himself by making retard noises and then walk away to go sulk

3. After watching even ONE episode of the Sopranos, he will try to immitate Tony Soprano for at least a week

4. He will always, without fail, expect a high five after he’s farted, with this accomplished look on his face. Like he just cured cancer

5. Whenever we go grocery shopping, he will repeat the words “cheese wedges” in a demonic voice, for the entirety of the trip

1. He loves making me make farting noises in bed (not with his mouth or mine… air bubbles)

2. At that point of release he makes a deep throated primal growl (does not sound put on)

3. Hates hair and removes all from head to toe with a clipper

4. Called my kitties puppies even when corrected.

5. He washes dishes to relax … (not complaining)

1) He will not have breakfast without me…even if i’m still sleeping and his been up for 2-3 hours, I so couldn’t do that so it’s weird to me.

2) He can’t go to bed without brushing his teeth; his doozed off before, woken with a start and gone to brush his teeth. Strange.

Though now you point that out… I guess there’s some validity, though it’s still not sexism, men *can* have boyfriends… one could call it discrimination against heterosexual men, but considering that as such – we get all the breaks already, I’m sure we can survive not winning one blackberry