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So this is my new Digs… and other stuff.

By Shebee // I miss my mind the most, housemate // 11 Comments

Pretty cool, huh? Just paint me with a feather in my head and call me Stokahontas.

In other news, I was watching Barry Hilton the other night and had tears running down my cheeks. The housemates were staring at me in fear, they’ve finally been introduced to ‘The Cackle’. My brother warned them, so I hold no accountablility. Anyway, going back to my story: something Barry said got me thinking:

I love my Glenda, I truly do, but her voice irritates the befuckery out of me. So, I want to start an invention. Just imagine you could have different characters for your GPS navigation? Not just voices, but characters!

The British gay character:

Oh dahling, what the fuck have you got on? Go back inside and change that skirt imme-jia-tely! Good, thats much better. Now then, where’re we off to? Ah, fab. Swing a left over here and just drive on passed this ghastly looking public taxi. Oh fuck, dahling, you’ve missed the blasted turn off. Rather lets ask this gorgeous looking chap for proper directions, shall we?

The Curry-muncher from Chatsworth character:

Howsit my lunny, where we going in all? Okey, mek a left at da robots, right? Now rev your engine onetime to show dis lunny next door you have a Gee-Tee-Eye bru. Okey den, now go right, right? If you pus dis oke at da stop street don’t listen to him okey, he LIES, las’ time he promised us a buggin, remember dat? Den de glasses broke, remember dat? For true, rudder mek a motion to move, ek se”.

The Zol-bol character:

Woah, mian, why are you motioning so slooow? Duuuuude, like, do you have any substinance? I have a serious case of The Munchies. Oh, cool you wanna go to the beach? Yeah, its like *this* far, mian. Woaaaaaah, check how pretty the robots are! They’re extra greeeeen. Uhh, if I told you we just went passed the offramp, would you like, “freak out” on me?

So, I have the idea, but who can actually get it out there?

SheBee

has written 853 kick ass posts so far. Impressive, hey?

11 Comments to “So this is my new Digs… and other stuff.”

ExMi October 29, 2008 at 8:22 pm

dude.

your duvet cover.

it’s totally gay.
Shebee October 29, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Its only gay to you because you have so much peen in your life, ho.
StevenMcD October 29, 2008 at 10:25 pm

I dig The Curry-muncher from Chatsworth the most I’d pay for that one!

Cool new digs!
Po October 29, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Can we have Kaapie too? Mooooowbrey-Kyeeeep Teeen!
Hostefanos October 30, 2008 at 8:05 am

LOL i love the gay guy!
talita October 30, 2008 at 9:33 am

I like the first two, could also add a road rager from the South of Jozi – with a never ending supply of insults and a kugel from Sandton who’d start your morning off with all the latest gossip.

Cool digs S, did you clean up for us or do you always turn into Martha Stewart at home?
fromtheold October 30, 2008 at 11:06 am

Dude!
Shebee October 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Talita lol! The sandton chick is brilliant! ‘oh my gawd, doll! Did you hear Sherry got her boobs done? They look worse than they did before, ha ha ha, silly wench. Ooh and you know patricia? She’s having an affair with her GARDNER! Can you just imagine it? Sally from the nail salon heard it from Betsy down in the ladies gym.
Shebee October 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm

oh, and, did you notice the lounge wasn’t photographed? Its because its full of shit. The boxes had to go SOMEWHERE!
dash October 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm

I think someone already invented that my potato…
Shebee October 30, 2008 at 5:35 pm

The voice over’s yes, but not the characters Robbo!