Random lines make my life

“Dude – our verandah is totally flooded!” I say just as I prepare to go outside to have a smoke after a long day at work.

“Is it really?  Swear to Blog?” Cath replies.


*five minute interval*


“Oh my god, will those Ambulances just die already, they make so much frikken noise!”

“I’m sorry, have you forgotten that we live between two hospitals, Sheen?”

“Oh ja, sucks to be us”.


“Holy hell, you’ll never believe what happened to me today!  Oh wait, small person alert – tell you later”

“Mommy, why did that car just fart?” Cam asks just as we hear a backfiring car pretending to drive up the road.


Cam: “Mommy who made you?”

Cath: “My mommy and daddy and God”

Cam: “I don’t like God, Mom”

(I would like to point out that this is where I burst out laughing)

Cath: “We’ve spoken about this Cam, you don’t have to like God, but-” “shut UP, Sheena!”


“Cameron!  Will you please just finish your pooh!  I’m dying here, dude! Sheena, you better not bloody blog this!”


Our life consists of random statements.  It’s brilliant.  We all understand each other perfectly too. 

Was invited out to dinner, and cooked for last night.  Thai food.  Yum.  Had a lovely time 🙂


  1. shebee says:

    Incidentally, I have no idea how or why the text got like that, and I know even less how to fix it.

  2. suer11 says:

    Nevamind, we don’t care … says she, delurking 🙂

    Thanks for always adding a little pink bubble to my day xx

  3. shebee says:

    Holy shitballs, I read that comment and thought you were the lezzie de-lurking at first! I crapped myself!

    On that note, welcome Sue! Thank you for letting yourself be known, I love de-lurkers!

  4. suer11 says:

    Bwahaha 😀

    Noooooo … not bloody likely, yikes!

    Thanks for the heart warm welcome … have a groovy day, Crazy Bee.

  5. cathjenkin says:


    you shoulda heard this morning’s sheen:

    “mom, you cant miss me. ill miss you”


  6. shebee says:

    Angel – I have comment moderation on lovey, it won’t show until I’ve approved it 🙂

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