OI! has anyone seen my rectum?

…I’m just kidding. That was a line from a funny movie and I’ve always wanted to use it. Picture this text in a Cockney accent, oroight?

Seriously tho, ‘as anyone noticed the changed I bin doing on me blog? Small but different, like?

Lemme hear the feedback please, its taken me so long and I am no geek, this shit is tough! It is hard work.

All for the viewing pleasure of me fans.

LOL. I drinkd too much coke. Squeeze me.