So Guy is running a competition on Lowveld Net offering a weekend away for two, all expenses paid at White River Lodge. Now, I dunno about you but bloody hell I need a weekend away filled with pampering, wine, chocolates & the bushveld.  I’ve been whining about missing the bush for ages now, and short of setting up a tent in our overgrown garden at home, by god I WILL get me some bush.

So this is a shameless plug for myself, feel sorry for me Guy – it’s been a busy year! Lemme come get spoiled in Mpumalanga man!

And for all you readers out there – go check out White River Lodge’s fan page on FaceBook and follow @GuyMcLaren on Twitter for interesting snippets of his very dry sense of humour and also more info on the Lowveld part of our beautiful country.

Please send me away for the weekend to White River Lodge, I will love you forever and ever amen.

That is all.