Aug
25

I teargassed our kitchen!

So, Hayley thought it would be funny to give me teargas, in case I accidentally hijack somebody again and need to protect myself.

I get home from the coast this morning and decide to test the stuff.

I aimed for the kitchen sink, forgot to cover my mouth and naturally it ricoccheted off the wall, nowhere near the sink, and hit me right in the gob.  Needless to say, I have been streaming tears, coughing and sneezing the house down, and our kitchen is infected with tear gas.

Like Cath says:that’s like giving a psycho person a knife and hoping they dont stab anyone!

I have teargassed the kitchen.  Oh boy…

10 Comments to “I teargassed our kitchen!”

  • LOL, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in days!!

  • At least you know it works.

  • you would do that…
    mwhhahahahahhahhhaaaa
    shame man, so the stuff is potent, yes?

    glad you had a great birthday, did you get my sms????

  • ha ha ha ha – thats pretty funny to read..Though, I’d probably find it very unfunny if I was in your kitchen :)

  • ohhh… silly sheba, you make me laugh. what a dropkcik

  • Damn. Guess I’ll have to scrap tazer from the list of goodies we are sending you! Don’t want you hurting yourself.

  • I’ve survived.

    Major headache still and it is 7 hours later!

  • Ah man…to have been a fly on the wall!

    Dude, I forgot to wish you on your very special day…I am most apologetic…would a mere mortal like me be forgiven for the forgetfulness?!? I are truly sorry sweetie…hope you had a fabulous day, as you deserve :)

  • mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
    have you and damien been taking notes off each other???!

  • I dont think u should have a tazer.u might think its a new Rodney!!

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