I lost a ruler!

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So it’s been just over two weeks now.  Two weeks of 2% low fat milk, wholeweat seed loaf bread, (almost) no cheese, a lot of frigging fruit and veg and too many salads for one person at any given time on God’s green earth, and daily shakes conaining yogurt, diced fruit & water mixed in with powder.  Two weeks of sleeping badly because my body has never had so much energy.

Two weeks of walking up and down following the soccer gees.

Two weeks of letting Jon look at me with that disapproving Jew look every time I suggest anything remotely sinful like chocolate brownies, or Lindt balls, or creme sober, or cheese cake or chocolate pudding pie (I’ve been having a few cravings, okay?).  And even worse than the disapproving Jew look, is the statement followed by it: “I won’t have any my sweetheart, but you can”.  OH MY FUCK!

If ever there was a diet you had to follow girls, this is the one.  But you need to make sure you have the following:

  • A blender
  • Lots of fruit in your fridge
  • Yogurt (unexpired, preferably)
  • A disapproving Jew

It’s handy, dudes.  Seriously.  And at my 3rd weigh-in last night, I discovered that although I’ve lost 27 (Twenty SEVEN! THAT’S A WHOLE RULER, NEARLY!) centimeters I did gain 100g since last weeks weigh-in.  Apparently that is “muscle-building”, according to the telling-me-about-his-diarrhea-obsessed fatty support group leader.  So, I’ll take it with pleasure thanks.

Anyway.  Ja.  So Jon might be kicking my arse at my own game here (he’s lost WAY more than I have, he’s doing SO well) but at least I know this shit is working.

Onwards and upwards (or inwards and downwards, as it were)!

15 comments

  1. Alet says:

    That is fantastic!

    I finally bought a scale (nearly two weeks ago) and batteries for the scale (the weekend) and still haven’t weighed myself…

    Weigh-less and weigh-ins is calling me!

  2. stalker says:

    Hey Sheen

    THats super awesome I am so happy for you! I need to go on a diet again soon, its so uncool having Matt around is like having a human garbage can, he can eat anything without putting on weight so if I see him its coke chips snacks AAAHHH so uncool when you trying to eat healthy! you lucky to have Jon all diets need a support system!

    Good Luck I know you can do it

  3. flarkus says:

    Just keep looking for the health improvements that you can make a part of your everyday life. Wash the car more often, go for a 20min walk 2 or 3 times a week, have smaller portions of the bad stuff (who can live without Lindt???) and bigger portions of the good stuff (varied, interesting salads and veggie dishes can be enjoyable right).

    Those will keep the weight under control waaayyy better than a short-lived crash diet.

  4. sass says:

    obviously you rule!!! 😉
    well done sheenz. that is way impressive (from someone who weighs 5kilos more than when i started working with my trainer! ) :/

  5. David Alves says:

    Wow dudette…that is incredible! It takes a special kind of person to stick to a diet, luckily it seems like you’re getting the hang of it early! An awesome achievement luv!

    And – don’t let Jon’s weight loss irk you…genetically guys are able to lose weight faster than women. So moenie stress nie!

    Keep up the rocking hard work babe!

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