I had the weirdest dream today

 

So.  I had a frog tell me that he and his gang were planning on robbing me of my (non-existant) ipod while eating food out of my (non-existant) fridge in my (non-existant) home.

 

I stared blankly at him, and mutely nodded my head.

 

The frog then turned around, burped, hopped to the window and farted into the room as he was windswept away.

 

Kinda interesting, no?