I am PMSing most dangerously, look the other way!

I know that I bitch every month around this time, but Jesus!  I am a raging, hormonal bitch lately.   If a sentence like this offends you, I encourage you to read this.  I think poor old Richard needs a stand up ovation for avoiding me at every corner of his house and peacefully minding his own business while I sit glaring at my computer screen.  He’s been subjected to the following:

• His favourite bowl being smashed.  Not on purpose, promise
• Being moaned at while he channel hops while I’m trying to watch TV, even if only during commercial breaks
• Silent sulks from me, not knowing what is going on with me or why I was happy only two mins previously

An aside – how funny is this picture?  I love it.  Am going to print out a thousand copies and pluck it everywhere I go from now on.

Also, I think I have decided to stay in Cape Town indefinitely.  Anyone want to hire me?  I do good blow jobs customer relations, admin, write ups, managing, coffee making & just about anything else you need to be done.