Humphry Bumphry List

I haven’t done this for a few years, because the last time I did @Cow_Grrrl and a few others went ahead and got me most of what was in my list and although I was beyond grateful, humble and amazed, I felt guilty.  This year, I’m only doing it because everyone who is attending my birthday party has asked me to and since they all read my blog it is the easiest place to put a list.

It’s a list of things I really like, but in no way should any of you feel that you need to buy me a thing for my birthday.  Having friends around and possibly getting lucky that morning will more than make me a happy burp day girl. But if you do feel so inclined, who am I to stop you? So, without further ado, herewith my humphry bumphry wish list:

So there you have it.  Some things are practical, some aren’t.  All of them are things I would be very happy with.  If you’d like to come to my birthday party and you haven’t yet received an invite, feel free to mail me – I probably just forgot about you.  But in the most loving and friendly way, of course. Unfortunately, I have sort of requested that kids are left at home.  I’ll explain why in another post.

*The term “Clip-on” will forever more cause me to snort.  My brothers always tell Jon he needs a clip on foreskin.  Geddit? Jewish boyfriend? Clip-on? Sigh.


  1. cath says:

    Fuck your little listing in your eye. Youre getting nothing but a steaming bag of poop from me.I mean, I cant actually top your dildo present. Sigh.

  2. Bridget says:

    Oh so heavenly is heavenly! I’m a bath range whore. Airtime <— I also get phones on contract, chuck the sim and use pay-as-go. Infinitely cheaper. And a very candid request.

  3. Jones says:

    Um…ok…wow…well all of the profanities I know have been used already…I feel quite deflated.

  4. Jones says:

    Is there a registry type function so you don’t get 55 Strap on’s? Although, I can see the value there…

  5. LAINA says:

    My Birthday gift to you my Darling is Danny’s visit to you all, make sure you see him, and he must meet Jon, so I can hear all the news. Love Laina xxx Your Best Auntie in the whole world xxx

  6. Mam says:

    Fifi you cannot talk about the b.e.j. ‘s detached willy on your blog he will be mortified. I am wondering why you have a passion for oh so heavenly lavender / vanilla. Must be in the loose jeans or is in the genes. I want to come to your party but no kids allowed so you have kid brothers will have to see you at another time.

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