How To Embarrass Your Boyfriend Person:


Last night I forgot to wear a jersey.  Look, this is nothing new.  But last night, I was cold.  Even my skin said so, with goosebumps and chicken flesh everywhere.

Without a word, Jon wrapped one of his arms around my shoulders and placed his free hand across my arms.  Suddenly, I was warm.

Who needs Jacob the Wolf?

Not me.

Because… I have Jon the Jew.

You may all cringe now.


  1. Jon says:

    I feel a sudden urge for a beer…..and a braai… and to talk sports… and watch porn….. right now! My manhood is at stake!

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