Dear Eskom

I hope you are happy you fuckin assholes, I have just lost six months worth of work because you decide you need to do some “power line” in the middle of fucking nowhere to give electricity to a bunch of people who probably prefer using gas stoves anyway.

Also, since the ENTIRE MALL is in complete fucking darkness, I cannot see other than using my cell phone light, which will not last long, as the battery is dead and I won’t be able to recharge it, innit?

Oh, and since the weather is so devestatingly disgusting, my hair looks like complete shit which is also your fault as I cannot use a hair dryer.

In closing, I would like to say a big Fuck You to all of everyone of you, including the Eskom contractor with the sexy legs who I will no longer perv at.

Bunch of pricks.