if these walls could talk v4.0 » Silly Season http://www.shebee.co.za Sheena by day, Shebee by all other references. This is my story... Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:16:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The 2009 Nerdy Nom-noms are open! http://www.shebee.co.za/the-2009-nerdy-nom-noms-are-open/ http://www.shebee.co.za/the-2009-nerdy-nom-noms-are-open/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:42:58 +0000 Shebee http://www.shebee.co.za/?p=1102

For those of you not on Twitter (n00bs) I have a surprise! I was halfway through a post of my personal 2009 Hotties yesterday when a comment or ten came through from the nerd boys suggesting they be included, then the girls jumped on the bandwagon too! Not mentioning any names or anything though, it did plant a little seed in my head; I have decided to run an online hotness pageant! Please say hello to The Sexiest Nerdies 2009 Awards, aka The Nerdies (play on the word ‘Nudies’ – I’m so bloody witty, really).

How it will work:

You (yes, you) will nominate your online hottie of choice by using means of my Twitter stream, email or comment right here on this very post. I want names and links of your nominees, people. I will blog the entire process and let you in on who’s who after I’ve fully investigated their backgrounds, DNA samples, swimwear modeling & abilities to stand out.

The Nerdy Nom-noms:

You can nominate as many Nerdies as you like, for whichever reason you like. I will then narrow the Nom-noms down to categories and then finals. Nominations have come from the guys mostly, so girls stop being so bloody shy already!

The Rules & Regs:

The nominees must either be South African, or reside in South Africa
The nominees must have an online presence, be it a blog, a twitter account or even just an owner of an online company.
The nominees should be nominated for their personalities more than anything else, this is onlinedom okes, shallowness is null and void here. Or so they say.
The judge’s decision is final. Unless you come up with good bribery or sexual favours second to none. I like chocolates. I’m just saying. Steve is the male judge. He likes head-banging music. And fluffy bunnies.

Right. Any questions needing to be asked may be done so here.
SUBMIT YOUR NERDY NOM-NOMS NOW!

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]]> http://www.shebee.co.za/only-in-souf-africa-bru/feed/ 0 I am in love http://www.shebee.co.za/i-am-in-love/ http://www.shebee.co.za/i-am-in-love/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:16:20 +0000 Shebee http://ifthesewallscouldtalk.co.za/2007/12/31/i-am-in-love/ With the lead singer of the Parlotones.  I have no idea what his name is, but his eyes freak me out in such a good way.  I have bumped Ryan Kankowski down to a lower pedestal in order to have this dudes babies.  Brangelina’s kid can kiss our kids ass in the looks department.  Combine my brains, wit, humour and beauty with his eyes?  Pssh, no contest.  Har har.  I mayke a jo-ke.

Seriously though, that band definitely deserves the title of South Africa’s no. 1 and their energetic performance on stage made up for my sore feet, standing up in an over crowded club that reminded me of being back in the school science lab, and getting hit on by weird looking vaalies in muscle vests with crocs on their feet.

I have to sign off now and go roll into my bed.  A Breakfast in Pita at 2am from Bimbo’s is hard work to digest, yo.

 

 

]]> http://www.shebee.co.za/i-am-in-love/feed/ 0 I won the war against Wimpy http://www.shebee.co.za/i-won-the-war-against-wimpy/ http://www.shebee.co.za/i-won-the-war-against-wimpy/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:39:39 +0000 Shebee http://ifthesewallscouldtalk.co.za/2007/12/27/i-won-the-war-against-wimpy/ And now I am smug.  Bitching sometimes does come in handy, especially when you order a sandwhich and it takes one hour, forty five minutes, three phone calls and a sparring insult-swapping session with the manager.

I sit here munching on a free bacon, cheese, tomato & onion sandwhich which I will wash down with my free coke.

Take that, mofo’s!

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  • A torch to shine some light onto the future
  • Baby oil to slip in and out of trouble
  • Rennies to relieve heart ache
  • Panado to take away the stress
  • Wine to make you merry and juice up the body
  • Hugs to spread the love

    • This is what I wish for each and every one of you.

    Happy Marykissedmyass everyone :)

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