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Jan
6

The 2009 Nerdy Nom-noms are open!

For those of you not on Twitter (n00bs) I have a surprise! I was halfway through a post of my personal 2009 Hotties yesterday when a comment or ten came through from the nerd boys suggesting they be included, then the girls jumped on the bandwagon too! Not mentioning any names or anything though, it did plant a little seed in my head; I have decided to run an online hotness pageant! Please say hello to The Sexiest Nerdies 2009 Awards, aka The Nerdies (play on the word ‘Nudies’ – I’m so bloody witty, really).

How it will work:

Dec
31

I am in love

With the lead singer of the Parlotones.  I have no idea what his name is, but his eyes freak me out in such a good way.  I have bumped Ryan Kankowski down to a lower pedestal in order to have this dudes babies.  Brangelina’s kid can kiss our kids ass in the looks department.  Combine my brains, wit, humour and beauty with his eyes?  Pssh, no contest.  Har har.  I mayke a jo-ke.

Dec
27

I won the war against Wimpy

And now I am smug.  Bitching sometimes does come in handy, especially when you order a sandwhich and it takes one hour, forty five minutes, three phone calls and a sparring insult-swapping session with the manager.

I sit here munching on a free bacon, cheese, tomato & onion sandwhich which I will wash down with my free coke.

Take that, mofo’s!

Dec
25

Marykissedmyass on Dec 25th 2007

  • A torch to shine some light onto the future
  • Baby oil to slip in and out of trouble
  • Rennies to relieve heart ache
  • Panado to take away the stress
  • Wine to make you merry and juice up the body
  • Hugs to spread the love

This is what I wish for each and every one of you.

Happy Marykissedmyass everyone :)

Awards & Shiz

2009 SA Blog Awards Runner Up
Runner up - Humour Category.


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