• Here is an interesting one about a guy who got pissed at his two mates so stabbed a chick, went home & knifed his mom, then spiked his dad while sleeping in his bed, stole his moms car and drove to a little clutchplate town called Orkney.  As Karma would have it, he crashed the car which then forced him to leg it a while til he got to a rail way track, where he was then squished to death by a train.  Bugger!
• Another one to read is about a 23 year old undead man. Apparently.  Pay R5 to see the boy who lived (again)!
• Wanna steal our almost gold-like status electricity?  Be careful, you might just get the befuckery beaten out of you and walk around with a frikken snake tied around your neck!

Life in South Africa.  Never a dull moment.  Hey, I got through this entire post without having the electricity trip, once!

Also, since the ENTIRE MALL is in complete fucking darkness, I cannot see other than using my cell phone light, which will not last long, as the battery is dead and I won’t be able to recharge it, innit?

Oh, and since the weather is so devestatingly disgusting, my hair looks like complete shit which is also your fault as I cannot use a hair dryer.

In closing, I would like to say a big Fuck You to all of everyone of you, including the Eskom contractor with the sexy legs who I will no longer perv at.

Bunch of pricks.