Ever wondered what a normal ‘news’ day is in SA?

• Here is an interesting one about a guy who got pissed at his two mates so stabbed a chick, went home & knifed his mom, then spiked his dad while sleeping in his bed, stole his moms car and drove to a little clutchplate town called Orkney.  As Karma would have it, he crashed the car which then forced him to leg it a while til he got to a rail way track, where he was then squished to death by a train.  Bugger!
• Another one to read is about a 23 year old undead man. Apparently.  Pay R5 to see the boy who lived (again)!

Dear Eskom

I hope you are happy you fuckin assholes, I have just lost six months worth of work because you decide you need to do some “power line” in the middle of fucking nowhere to give electricity to a bunch of people who probably prefer using gas stoves anyway.

Also, since the ENTIRE MALL is in complete fucking darkness, I cannot see other than using my cell phone light, which will not last long, as the battery is dead and I won’t be able to recharge it, innit?