Politics for Poephols.

So, for those of you not in South Africa or living with your head pretty much rammed right up your bottom, I’m here to tell you that I have no president. It’s true. The South African president, Mr. Thabo Mbeki, has been bullied into resigning, evidently. It all smells a bit fishy to me, but what annoys me even more is that I don’t understand the how, when or why. And so I had a bit of a chat to a very political friend of mine in the whole “South African politics” industry in order to;

Universe: 1, SheBee: 0

So there I am on my way to see Bad Brad, a mate of mine who’s moved to Durban.  Finally – a buddy from my hometown nearby! He calls to ask me to pop in at the garage to pick up a pack of smokes. After nearly being rammed up the frigging ass by a taxi who tries to park his bonnet in my boot at the traffic lights, I turn left into the Garage and park right outside the doors of the 24hr One Stop.

Ever wondered what a normal ‘news’ day is in SA?

• Here is an interesting one about a guy who got pissed at his two mates so stabbed a chick, went home & knifed his mom, then spiked his dad while sleeping in his bed, stole his moms car and drove to a little clutchplate town called Orkney.  As Karma would have it, he crashed the car which then forced him to leg it a while til he got to a rail way track, where he was then squished to death by a train.  Bugger!
• Another one to read is about a 23 year old undead man. Apparently.  Pay R5 to see the boy who lived (again)!

In keeping with tradition of SA, I repost!

I thought I would join in with the rest of SA bloggers and repost something I wrote a while back:

Dear Eskom,

I hope you are happy you fuckin assholes, I have just lost six months worth of work because you decide you need to do some “power line” in the middle of fucking nowhere to give electricity to a bunch of people who probably prefer using gas stoves anyway.

Also, since the ENTIRE CITY is in complete fucking darkness, I cannot see other than using my cell phone light, which will not last long, as the battery is dead and I won’t be able to recharge it, innit?