The 2009 Nerdy Nom-noms are open!

For those of you not on Twitter (n00bs) I have a surprise! I was halfway through a post of my personal 2009 Hotties yesterday when a comment or ten came through from the nerd boys suggesting they be included, then the girls jumped on the bandwagon too! Not mentioning any names or anything though, it did plant a little seed in my head; I have decided to run an online hotness pageant! Please say hello to The Sexiest Nerdies 2009 Awards, aka The Nerdies (play on the word ‘Nudies’ – I’m so bloody witty, really).

How it will work:

I actually don’t know where to start

…so I’ll just go right ahead and tell you my news that has been keeping you all guessing:

But first!  Let me just say something here.  OH my FuckingFuck.  Had the best weekend, EVAR.  With an ‘A’.  My NBF* C@th and I get on like a dog given hornygoatweed tablets with a fire-hydrant.  Mutual leg humpage abounds. 

Then.  Australia has been shelved for right now.  I’ve decided that it just can’t happen for me right now.  My next plan?

DURBAN BABY!

I’ve dined with a butt-ugly bat!

Today was a fantastically tiring journey of travel.  The drive up to the Drakensberg was long, and I mean LONG.  The roads were windy, potholed, cow riddled and schoolkid filled.  I was SO relieved to finally arrive at the Champagne Castle.  It is breath taking here. 

During the 5 course dinner tonight, Tiff laughed her ass off when I was nearly attacked by a bat in the dining room.  I, of course, handled it with all my lady-like might.  NOT.  I screamed, swore loudly and almost dived under the table.  The granny at the next table’s eyes nearly popped out when she overheard my reaction.  I shamefully ate the rest of my dinner in silence, after going outside for a small smoke break.

I won the war against Wimpy

And now I am smug.  Bitching sometimes does come in handy, especially when you order a sandwhich and it takes one hour, forty five minutes, three phone calls and a sparring insult-swapping session with the manager.

I sit here munching on a free bacon, cheese, tomato & onion sandwhich which I will wash down with my free coke.

Take that, mofo’s!

Weekend bliss

I dreamt of STD’s last night. Yes, Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Lord knows why, I am a reborn virgin and may as well be a woman of the cloth for all the sexcapades I’ve been doing…

I woke up (in my dream) to find that I had a rash all over my eyeballs and that my toes had gone green. Odd, to say the very least.

Things I plan on doing this weekend:

1. Sleeping in on saturday.
2. Boarding up windows so the sun doesn’t shine in and wake me up