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Bridget Jones has nothing on me
I had a phone call, well- numerous calls, from a friend last night. In the midst of being told I was a bitch, whore, slut and divine, I was dropping off a collegue and promptly reversed my car into the side of a pole. It took a chunk of paint out of my right back door, and made a noise something terrible. I literally had to unstick my poor little blue boeng from the pole.
I then come home to my crazy housemate and we have hysterics on the couch til roughly 2am.
When I finally get into bed, I hoist myself so far up, I knock my head crash bang into the wall. This being after I nearly wee all over the toilet seat as I thought it was up. Clearly, it wasn’t. Moose (flatmates bf) clearly has manners by remembering to keep the lid down, but I’m clearly uncultured and am way too used to living with men that I don’t expect it.
The shit has hit the fan in Shath land. I don’t know how we’ll make it through the next thirty days alive, but I promise you we will.
I’m exhausted, stressed to FUCK and yet, still hopeful. Cross your thumbs for me please.
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please excuse my ignorance oh crazy one..
but WTF is Shath Land??
thanks!
yes doodles, tis true. the fits hit the shan in Shath Land.
Nothing between me and Sheena – we are together, through shit and through smit, But, real life, well, it just aint pretty right now.
SEND MONEY HONEYS.
we’re serious.
sheesh girl- I finally have a monent to track you down and you’re about to destroy the universe! PLease be more careful- stop banging your head, car, and other things…
B – Shath Land is our name for the new abode. Well, Shath Maxipad, to be precise – but thats all semantics.
Sh – for sheena
ath – for cath.
We’re extraordinary name maker uppers.
BETENOIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my life is complete again! I thought I had lost you as a reader AGES ago. Welcome back. Like the new look?
Firstly, I love the new look you’ve got going on.
Secondly, ~ big hug ~
I hate having days like that. At least things can only get better. Maybe you should sit still for a while. Less risk of bumping into things… xx
Elise, thank you my hunny.
Yes. I’m sitting very still today.
Crap man.
I only saw the first bit of your title and though it was a naked Rene Zellweger post.
Which would have been nice.
is very swanky.