And you thought I was mucking fad!

I have proof! Animals have cultures! Especially my animals!
Firstly, see Right, the good behavioured slash angel slash perfect little pet, acting coy as I take a photo of her.

Now see Left, an excruciating pain in my left nipple. He decided at 11.30 last night that he was unclean and needed to bath, flapping his wings, screeching like a woman in labour and splashing poor Right left, (right) and centre:

I never said they had classy culture.