And the scale tips from Agnostic to Athiesm, I suspect

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Religion has been screaming out to me lately. It freaks me out every day. The first thing I read today was an article on Jehovah’s Witnesses. I’ve been discussing religion often enough too, and last Sunday one of my mates and I got into a stand up argument because I refused to go to church. I just don’t feel like being in a place that makes me feel inadequate and uncomfortable, so why go?

I have someone in my life who always preaches to me. This has to be one of the top rankings on my shit-conversation shit-o-meter. If you are religious, fantastic for you. I am, at this stage of my life, not religious so don’t bible bash me over the head with your beliefs, dammit!

I was told to think of global warming, the freaks causes of nature and all the bad things happening in the world today, as a warning and possible result of Armageddon. He is convinced that within a limited few weeks, it will be judgement day.

I usually smile politely and ask him to give me comments on random other things in an attempt to change the subject without offending him, but then he goes and pisses me off by telling me that I am a hypocrite, how can I “believe there is an afterlife for my daughter” when I do not feel humble enough to pray to the “One True Saviour”.

Armageddon? Here’s your bloody Armageddon you twat: