May
29
29
A poem on my body fluids
City lights at night are cool
Makes me want to sit at the pool
Not that we have one, mind you
Excuse me please, I need the loo
The beee-baaah around the street
intermittantly interrupts my sleep
I want to find a machine gun and
go marching down to them with a band
I have toilet tissue just near by
for when my nose decides to cry
it leaks and leaks and leaks and leaks
in between the times my bum squeaks
Have I mentioned I that I’m dying?
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Bridget had a comment here about me being brillaiant (her spelling, not mine) or something but I deleted it by mistake. Sorry Budget.
aaaw poor shebeelicious has a snotty nose… i sympathise doll- i think i;m in the same boat!
Seriously, that is the sexiest picture i’ve ever seen of you Sheena…. your booga-licious!
LMFAO!
Dunno how to tell you this chickypoo… but you got some strings coming out your nose..
Just being polite.. just being polite..
Hehehe – thanks dudes.
try tampons? wmwhahahahahahahahaha
btw: i want your eyebrows… seriously… they are perfect
Yeah, whatever!
I asked about the “beee-baaah” you little LIAR!
Charming.
WTF. Just got a message telling me I’m posting comments too quickly and should slow down. LOL
Dudes. Only on my blog would someone point out my eyebrows are ‘perfect’. I consider this to be the latest worst ever photo of me!
Gluggie – the blog senses how much you love it and gets a little freaked out. Take it down a notch or two, perhaps?
Hee hee