A joke to cheer us all up.

 Took my dad to the shopping  centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is  84)…
  
We decided to grab a bite at  the food court.
 
I noticed he was watching a  teenager sitting next to him
 
The teenager had spiked hair  in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. 
 
My dad kept staring at  him.
 
The teenager would look and  find him staring every time. 
 
When the teenager had had  enough, he sarcastically asked: 
 
‘What’s the matter old  man, never done anything wild in your life?’
 
Knowing my Dad, I quickly  swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he  would have a good one. 
 
And in classic style he did  not bat an eye in his response: 
 
‘Got  stoned once and shagged a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my  son.’
 

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