A break of the break

I just have to tell you how things are going in Durban. Fuck! I am so excitedhappynervousambitiousanxiousecstatic! All at the same time.

I spend my days applying for jobs, going for interviews, getting lost like nobodys business, staring at the sea, drinking coffee at the most awesome little place ever. Its called Taco Zulu, heard of it? The bathroom has surf stickers everywhere, they play rock music loudly, have deck chairs outside, free wireless internet and I’m able to smoke like a chimney and chat up the waiter wearing surf slops without anyone looking at me funny. Awesome stuff.

My. housemate. is. Amazing. I should have been year a hundred years ago. Jesus, it feels like its already like that, there are absolute comfortable silences, 2am coffee drinking sprees, spying on the eye candies across the road, ganging up on her boyfriend Flickr… life is so, so good right now.

I’ve been lurking around online a bit and noticed that all my favourites have faded on the blogosphere. What the fuck is up with that? Wiggly, you are godamn lucky you told me over the phone you were quitting before I read it on your blog. I’m so heart sore. You will be missed you little monkey molesting tooth fcuker. Love you a million and one trillion, and I hope you won’t drop off and die within the internet.

A friend of mine is going through a very rough time right now.  Please send positive vibes and happy thoughts for her.  She is devestated at her reality right now and my heart is breaking for her.  I love you honey.  It will get better, I promise you with all my soul and heart.

Mom, I am alive, haven’t been hijacked nor raped (nor laid, for that matter) so please stop phoning me every three hours. I promise you Durban isn’t as evil as you think it is.

Peace and love everyone. Hope you are all happy wherever you are today!


  1. cath says:

    fuck i love you. in a non lesbian, entirely platonic, make me coffee or ill fart kind of way



  2. angel says:

    ooh i feel all warm and fuzzy for you and c@th both, shebeelicious my dahlink!!!
    big e-hugs and good thoughts for your heartsore friend!

  3. admin says:

    C@t – never again will i feed you chicken. never.

    angelpie – thank you darlink 🙂

    Glug – wow. you shock me daily. hehehe

  4. Amy says:

    Good to see your back, however briefly.
    OH, and also good to see your having a good time, living it up and all. Keep up the good work!

  5. sweets says:

    LOL little pillow porker mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha oh that’s brilliant!!
    so glad you’re happy in durbs sweety, rock on!!!

  6. B says:

    Good to hear you have settled in nicely.. sounds like a match made in durban.. My only question I need answered is this.. can she make a good curry??

    Oh and I am taking it that anon coward is still stalking you?

  7. Goblin says:

    Gods I love Durbs, you sound like you’re having a blast!!

    Also I know a good shag up there that I can hook you up with 😛

  8. admin says:

    Amyloo – I’ll be up on your coast shortly for a visit. Will email you details. Not moving there tho – not yet now anyway. Love you lots my Faux Lesbian Lover xox

    Sweets – I am as happy as a pig in shit. Except, jobless. Still. Sigh.

    B – Curry? Eeew. No – I can like to make a bunny chow but I don’t eat it. Yes – the comments are still acoming.

    Goblin – OHMYGODSENDMEHISNUMBER! hahaha. Just kidding. When you come back here, gimme a shout and I’ll show you how unfake I am, m’kay?

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